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Definitions by QuacksO

What a wedding-planner tries to do regarding a pre-marriage legal agreement.
Da saying, "Why buy da cow when ya can get da milk for free?" is indeed true, especially when ya consider dat said "no strings" relationship eliminates having any financial shysters try to nupsell ya!
nupsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025
Getting you to pay more for a date wif a chick wif bigger boobs than da one you'd originally been gonna go out wif.
I care about da size of a gal's HEART a lot more than her titties, so don't try to cupsell me!
cupsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.
If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.
cummission by QuacksO November 18, 2025

casualdehyde

"Grim grins" way of referring to a harmful-but-widely-used-in-da-past chemical dat wasn't treated with da care and respect dat its high toxicity deserved.
Casualdehyde or formaldejekyll --- call it what you will, it should never have been used in building materials back in '40's, 50's, '60's, and '70's!
casualdehyde by QuacksO November 17, 2025
An ER where they administer nitrous-oxide gas as an anesthetic.
Da business of injections and surgery is definitely no "laughing matter", but a "hawspital" has a standard policy of letting you inhale Reddi-Wip propellant in order to help you be in "good humor" when getting "nicked 'n' needled".
hawspital by QuacksO November 17, 2025
Da "alone at last!" euphoria dat you feel after having been cooped up for extended periods wif a whole bunch of other humans.
I had to attend boring entire-company-staff meetings all week, so it was beyond great to finally be able to just paddle out onto da empty lake and listen to da wonderful peace and quiet --- my feeling of iselation was unbelievable.
iselation by QuacksO November 17, 2025
Described da ultra-remote --- and ultra chilly --- far-north area where da Eskimos live.
Eskimos were very big on community and family, so even though they were extremely icelated in their igloo-communities, they did not generally feel lonely.
icelated by QuacksO November 17, 2025
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