Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P
by QuacksO December 03, 2021
What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
What da infamous "wolf in sheep's clothing" miser from mid-19th-century London had to say about Christmas.
Ebeneezer Scrooge sure was awfully "ram-headed" to say "Baa, humbug!" to any member of the London "flock" who wished him a Merry Christmas... I wonder if he'd have said the same thing nowadays, when many of us speak of the end-of-year period by using the "politically correct" title of "winter holidays"? He considered himself pretty shrewd, though, so maybe he would have thought that everyone was just trying to "pull the wool over his eyes" by still referring to basically the same holiday, even though they were indeed using a different title?
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
I make it a general policy to never loan money to anyone, in an effort to not attract purseuers to my doorstep.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019