QuacksO's definitions

pencilmanship

A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.

Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.

by QuacksO April 1, 2025

natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

buystander

Someone who approaches you from a crowd of onlookers and offers to purchase one or more of the items that you're displaying for them. This can be a very awkward experience, of course, especially if you'd never actually had any intention of selling whatever it is the person is interested in, but had merely been showing said possessions to the gathered huddle as a way of promoting a local business/service, getting a little "bragging limelight", etc.

Whenever I set up in the town square to show my musical instruments and tool-collection to the locals, I do indeed always make sure to mention right off that nothing I'm displaying there is for sale --- I'm merely trying to show everyone how well I can play music so they'll hire me to perform live entertainment for them, and how good I am at building and repairing things so that they'll know who to call for help with home-improvement projects, but it never seems to be totally effective... like as not, there's at least one pushy buystander in the ranks who tries to pressure me into parting with some of my equipment!

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

brothersome

What your little ankle-biter male-sibling often is to you.

If you treat your pint-sized "recent addition to the family" dude with patient kindness and love, he will likely learn to respect you more, and thus will be less brothersome.

by QuacksO October 27, 2019

indentured servitude

Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.

I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.

by QuacksO March 9, 2020

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.

Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022