firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 04, 2019
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Ewokative

Conjuring up thoughts of small furry creatures from Star Wars.
Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
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ostencilbly

How one would expect a painting-job using perforated overlays to turn out.
Creating fancy wall-designs with patterned paint-rollers would ostencilbly be quicker and easier than using punched oil-boards.
by QuacksO April 22, 2024
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shareiff

A derogatory term for an overzealous adult-supervisor of small children who really "lays down the law" when it comes to any of said youngsters' hoarding or otherwise being possessive and self-centered with toys, snacks, etc.
Being a shareiff in nursery school is often a thankless job; while you are indeed expected to maintain order and a peaceable atmosphere among the toddlers, you also aren't supposed to overly upset the bratty selfish offspring of rich/prominent families in the local area, and so you often end up having to just sit glumly by while they torment and bully the meeker and less-influential children, refuse to allow them to play with the nicer/fancier toys, behave gluttonously at mealtimes, and so on.
by QuacksO April 18, 2022
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experteats

What you hafta have if you're gonna be efficient at milking a cow or goat.
Getting da tasty white fluid outta Mamma Mammal isn't quite so easy as it looks --- you gotta have a bit of experteats to do it properly.
by QuacksO April 12, 2020
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moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".
In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
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