That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.
Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!
by QuacksO January 25, 2022
1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.
I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
While a person can normally injest to his heart's content with no worry about health-problems, one still needs to take care to "count calories" in the case of carbs-laden "corny" jokes.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).
Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.
In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!
by QuacksO May 17, 2022