I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P
by QuacksO July 25, 2021
In da 1924 movie, "Girl Shy", Harold and Mary shared a great rowmance at a peaceful stream near Harold's home town of Little Bend, California.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
I'm happy where I'm living now, so I don't think I will need any auxzillowry services for the time being.
by QuacksO April 13, 2019
Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.
by QuacksO September 18, 2022
The disgusting (or highly-amusing, depending on your tastes in humor) act of farting while having missionary-style sex; it occurs when the person who's "on top" breaks wind and thus sends a "strong breeze" of gas whooshing out past the dampened thighs of the person on the bottom. Depending on how hot/chilly said "blast from the past" happens to be --- and on how temperature-sensitive the other person's upper-leg skin happens to be --- you may receive a howl of protest from said whizzpopper's "recipient", since many people hate the feel of "drafts" on their bare legs.
Depending on the condition/behavior of the lovers' digestive systems --- and whether they partook of baked beans and/or stewed cabbage shortly beforehand --- one or both of them may have "lots of traffic on the overpass" --- i.e., a frequent explanation of putrid methane while they're lustily "having at it" and thus vigorously flexing their entire groin-area anyway. Extra points if (1) you are able to skillfully "time your toots" so that they occur at precisely-regular intervals to coincide with your thrusting "rhythm", and/or (2) on occasions when both of you are passing gas while "getting it on", you practice standard "courtesy-merging on the freeway" --- i.e., you each "take turns" farting so that one of you (usually the guy, since it's easier for him to tense his abdominal muscles during his forward thrust) releases your "perfume" on each "inward" stroke, and the other person "lets fly" on the "outward" motion, so that your "collective" farts are "synchronized" and evenly spaced from each other, similar to two lines of cars alternately merging on adjacent highway-lanes like the opposing teeth of a zipper.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
A noisy and lengthy rant-session about someone's choice of what he wears around his neck when dressing up.
Besides formal/business attire, da subject of an emotion-steeped tierade can also be regarding two sports-teams' getting an equal score, how a boat is rope-secured to a dock, etc.
by QuacksO October 28, 2020
What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 09, 2019