QuacksO's definitions

hipnotherapy

A health-improvement regimen of questionable value/effectiveness; it entails having the "sufferer" lean his hip against the "practitioner" to help support himself in a standing position.

You wanna really watch out for anyone who asks you to let him practice "hipnotherapy" with you --- most likely he is not really ailing, but just wants to lean on you in order to selfishly lessen his own "burden" of merely standing on his own two feet. This "treatment" is appropriately names in most cases... it involves using your "hip" to lean against someone else, and is in reality "no therapy" at all!

by QuacksO January 24, 2019

honorous

Strength/patience/resources-sapping due to da fact dat you are considered obligated to perform said exhausting action out of a sense of duty to your fellow man, da environment, etc.

Having to place flags all around a cemetery on Memorial Day can be a really honorous task, especially during foul weather.

by QuacksO February 11, 2022

aussiellation

What Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee did regarding his locale over da course of da three movies --- i.e., he vacillated between living in da Outback and in various American cities like NYC and L.A.

Much of da humor in da "Crocodile Dundee" series derives from da classic "fish out of water" concept of back-woods hillbillies' trying to fit in socially in "modern metropolis" settings, so perhaps da movies' frequent aussiellations were an integral part of said funny flicks' hilarity.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025

Spain and uffering

What you sue a Mexican or Conquistador contractor for when he installs one or more grounding-rods incorrectly, poorly, in da wrong place, etc, therefore supposedly causing you undue distress.

If you don't wanna get your sorry a** hauled into court for an excessively-wet-locale code-violation --- and da resulting "Spain and uffering" dat da home/business-owner withstood --- when installing earthing-bars, you will need to steer clear of planting said lightning-dissipators into any area of da PLAIN, since we know dat da RAIN is known to pool up MAINLY on dat region of da country's topography.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

shnugglez or shnooglez?

A cuddly-affectionate "sweet nothings" choice of two very-similar closely-clasping gestures that are playfully offered by one lover to his hunnybunny; about the only difference between the two lovey-dovey actions is that "shnooglez" involves somewhat more "up close 'n' personal" burrowing action with one's head and face during the snuggle-session.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Ya want SHNUGGLEZ or SHNOOGLEZ???
Cutie: Ummmmm --- surprise me!
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Okay --- maybe I'll just give ya a bit of both, then... kinda like mixing apple and orange juices together when ya aren't sure which one ya want.
Cutie, gigglingly nestling back into Mr. Softhearted's adoringly-encircling embrace: Okay, if you say so. It kinda just all feels like about da same nice warm gentle nuzzley cuddle-hugz, but ALL of your clasps 'n' caresses are equally heavenly and satisfying, so it doesn't really matter to me what ya call 'em.

by QuacksO July 21, 2018

Oregonization

An established group of individuals based in The Beaver State.

If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?

by QuacksO August 29, 2020

rangxiety

Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.

Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022