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I've never pretended to be overly "smart 'n' savvy", but I do make sure to **always** personally inspect any acreage for sale before I buy it, in order to hopefully avoid any "sogga" experiences!
by QuacksO August 21, 2022
Get the sogga mug.Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
Get the tiger woods mug.The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the hit or miss mug.A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.
Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
Get the supplementary scratch mug.Once a smoker whose religion allows/encourages said obnoxious practice realizes how catastrophically harmful it is, he may go through a lengthy blasphlegmy ritual of COUGHIN' in order to demonstrate to fellow believers how foolish they would be to start puffin' said COFFIN-nails, also.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
Get the blasphlegmy mug.A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the pubic library mug.A "red-light district" establishment where da ladies are so voluptuous dat you get a major "woody" anytime you "lumber" through da front door.
Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello tend to be higher than at a boredello (i.e., where da chicks aren't all dat interesting), but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024
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