What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
Get the Any pervious convictions?mug. A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
Get the I may be two-tenths of a split-second latemug. Howard Hughes' HK-1 was so gigantic dat da wings and fuselarge had to each be moved into da museum separately.
by QuacksO July 27, 2023
Get the fuselargemug. Da concept and process of growing/harvesting food-crops was very important to da ancient Egyptians, so it's no wonder dat dey revered and worshiped da god Osiris McCormick above all da others, since he provided easier means of agriculture through mechanization.
by QuacksO October 08, 2019
Get the Osiris McCormickmug. If a bear comes sniffin' around da hives, anyone knows dat he's looking for honey, and so there's no need for him to state his beesiness!
by QuacksO August 08, 2025
Get the beesinessmug. The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the Prettykin dietmug. No normal dude is 100% thrustworthy --- he may THINK dat he can control whether or not he ejaculates, but it is still an involuntary thing, and if he gets excited enough, all bets are off!
by QuacksO May 16, 2023
Get the thrustworthymug.