parabull

A "tale dat's meant to teach you something" regarding a large mammal dat you shouldn't mess wif if you don't want da horns.
Da term "parabull" can also mean a supposedly-valid-and-educational story which is actually just fulla you-know-what.
by QuacksO October 15, 2023
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hituation

A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.
Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
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mayorgasm

Da heady euphoric rush dat you get when you're elected as head-honcho.
Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 08, 2022
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meth-odology

Scientific/medical protocol/procedures decided upon and/or carried out while the administrators are trippin' out on drugs.
With the deplorable modern-age meth-odology, it's no wonder we have so many botched experiments.
by QuacksO March 11, 2018
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milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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gray lady/gray man

What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.
I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
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