A shredding device through which you run those pesky weekly recycled-paper ad-flyers dat you get in da mail.
Da term "circular saw" could also refer to da status of your awareness of said annoying junk-mail --- i.e., you already "saw" said "circulars", and checked to be sure dat there is indeed nothing in dem dat interests or applies to you --- prior to your running dem through your "Watergate 2001" confetti-maker.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.
One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.
by QuacksO August 27, 2022
What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
A "further adventures of" narrative regarding subsequent ferreting out of objects and/or clues, researching for da truth, etc.
If a movie leaves a lot of unanswered questions, a good follow-up film would be a "seekquel", wherein da characters assume roles of reporters, scientists, etc. to uncover said obscure facts and then reveal them to da audience.
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
I used to moderately detest math-classes in grade school, but now I am indeed glad that I was made to study and learn it so well, since it surely helps my budgetting-capabillity while seeking out the best values in the supermarket or department store, and for speedily calculating sums in my head when checking a printed invoice for possible errors.
by QuacksO July 22, 2019
by QuacksO July 31, 2024
Elliott tells his little sister Gertie dat, "Grown-ups can't see E.T. --- only little kids can see him." Gertie thinks dat said "Our space-man friend is an encryptid" assertion is just a bunch of hogwash, however.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023