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Definitions by QuacksO

stoodellite

Da vertically-oriented version of a SATellite.
Since there's no "up", down", or "sideways" in space, how can you tell if an orbiting device is a SATellite or a STOODellite???
stoodellite by QuacksO October 25, 2025

ameliarate

Da act of making something better dats taken by someone named Amelia.
In Peggy Parish's first book, da title character's exceptional ability at making lemon meringue pies is what ameliarates Mr. and Mrs. Rogers' frustrations wif their new obeying-instructions-literally housekeeper.
ameliarate by QuacksO October 25, 2025

crudentials

Da past documentation regarding yer skills at cleaning da gunk offa things, either literally or figuratively.
I hate to leave anything either half-washed or still-misunderstood/resented --- call me OCD-steeped all you want, but I have exceptional crudentials in both da physical-scrubbin' AND da social-disagreement-ameliorating departments!
crudentials by QuacksO October 25, 2025

pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.
After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?
pontune boat by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.
In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?
Random McNally by QuacksO October 22, 2025
Supplementary source of heady euphoria.
Da local exhillary is made up of volunteers who bring joy and satisfaction to da community.
exhillary by QuacksO October 20, 2025

foregetful

How da shifty-eyed Auric Goldfinger was regarding da fact dat he and James Bond were both supposed to be playing by da "strict rules of golf".
Actually, Goldfinger was both "FOREgetful" AND "FOURgetful", in dat he was absent-minded about said "playing by da book" agreement at least dat many times --- (1) "If that's his original ball, I'm ARNOLD PALMER!", (2) "Five minutes are almost up, Mr. Goldfinger --- a lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.", (3) not checking to see if he was teeing off his own ball, and (4) not immediately realizing da degree of significance regarding his having used a Slazenger 7 golf ball instead of his original Slazenger 1 ball.
foregetful by QuacksO October 19, 2025