QuacksO's definitions
Just da same as a "tobacco-free campus" most definitely does NOT mean dat da faculty will hand out free cigarettes to their attendees, a lustful stud might suffer a similar disappointment from volunteering to work at a microscopes-and-test-tubes establishment because he'd misheard it as being a "labiaratory" --- da female students and/or staffpeople are probably NOT gonna "drop their drawers" just so dat he can "study" them "down there"!
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the labiaratorymug. To avoid becoming a total Anglo-Zaxxon, one should spend da majority of his time outdoors and doing constructive things.
by QuacksO July 15, 2025
Get the Anglo-Zaxxonmug. What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
Get the Greg or Craig?mug. Goldfinger and Bob Stuyvesant both expect foregiveness from others for their game-cheating and slacking off, respectively.
by QuacksO July 22, 2025
Get the foregivenessmug. A.k.a. "closet coveters" --- i.e., people with a stronger-than-normal tendency towards grabbiness, but who usually do not openly admit it.
I hitch-hiked downtown to scavenge the waste-paper bins at the post office, looking to see if anyone had discarded any Nielsen TV Ratings Survey envelopes with two $1 bills hidden inside... yep, got to admit it --- guess I've finally joined "The Greed Breed", LOL!! Well, maybe I'm not really being greedy per se --- I mean, I just would hate to see perfectly good cash get discarded, merely because many of the junk-mail envelopes' other recipients didn't even know dat da cash was in there. Who WOULDN'T wanna pick up an easy two bucks just like that???
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
Get the The Greed Breedmug. Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.
Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
Get the cumpassionatemug. I love being on da water, but I detest noisy outboards and I've never been very rowbust, so I use an electric trolling-motor for quiet-and-effortless tootling around da lake.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the rowbustmug.