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A multi-individual group of swishing/splashing boat-paddles from either a several-rower scull-boat or a sizeable number of individual skiffs.
An oarchestra actually has two sets of sounds --- da water-moving paddles themselves dat play da "melody", and da clunking/creaking row-locks dat might be interpreted as percussion-instruments.
by QuacksO August 5, 2023
Get the oarchestra mug.What Curly would have answered with if there'd been a question regarding whether he could safely eat Edamame.
Happily I don't have too many food allergies, and so I could confidently answer, "Why, soytenly!" if someone asked me if I could eat a handful of crunchy dry-roasted legumes from his Seapoint Farms bottle.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
Get the Why, soytenly! mug.Da extra “s” in “Alasska” also could refer to cute round posteriors, so I wonder if da chicks up there are more “willing” than in some other states?
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
Get the alasska mug.Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)
There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the dicklined mug.Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the Chrysler turban car mug."Bittersweet" acknowledgements of virtue.
If a number of people are really "acid-tongued" about your efforts to be helpful and correct, you may need to be given one or more alkolades to neutralize said "sour" reviews!
by QuacksO July 30, 2024
Get the alkolades mug.The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
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