QuacksO's definitions

suepervisor

Someone who monitors money-seeking court cases.

Suepervisors hate out-of-court settlements, since it means less work for them to do in moderating legal wranglings.

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Lenovoworth

A prison where people serve time for computer-related crimes.

Computer-hackers and virus-creators often cause us well-behaved and hard-working innocents incalculable distress and damage, so they should be sent to Lenovoworth for a good long time to repent for their crimes.

by QuacksO November 9, 2020

encooragement

Plying someone with Silver Bullets as a physical/emotional incentive or confidence-enhancement to persevere with a particular undertaking.

For some people, a little refreshing "liquid courage" might indeed help them to get through a difficult assignment, but giving someone too much of said "encooragement" will likely just make him careless, aggressive, distracted, groggy, etc, and so da quality of his work in da carrying out of said procedure will likely suffer greatly.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.

Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

gnawledge

Facts, wisdom, and intellect possessed by a beaver.

Anyone can chop down a tree and hack it up int individual logs, but it takes real gnawledge to be able to shape said logs and build a dam so strong that it actually holds back an entire river or stream!

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

gnomenclature

Words and phrases specifically chosen/created to refer to bearded dwarfs wif pointed hats.

I couldn't understand da poorly-worded instruction-manual dat came wif my lawn-ornament elf, but fortunately it was a "simple 'n' straightforward" matter to merely place said colorful plaster statue in my desired locale, and so I really didn't need to trouble myself trying to decipher said cryptic gnomenclature.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023