QuacksO's definitions
I dunno whether claiming to have received a subpoenis would stand up in court if you're accused of indecent exposure, but it's an interesting and novel thought.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
Get the subpoenismug. Describes da status of something's being really "difficult 'n' debilitating" due to da fact dat an object belongs to you, and thus you are obligated to perform certain strength/patience/money-sapping activities regarding said possession.
by QuacksO February 11, 2022
Get the ownerousmug. Da act of going around knocking on doors and/or standing on street corners with da intent to either hire someone to throw spears at certain individuals, or to offer said murderous services to other humans.
What proof do we have dat da infamous lance-hurling Israeli hothead was performing his vicious actions just of his own accord? For all we know, he might have been doing it due to da Saulicitation of someone else who wanted David offed.
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
Get the Saulicitationmug. A labor-saving product dat spreads pigment by use of explosives, rather than people's having to tediously brush it on by hand.
by QuacksO March 18, 2025
Get the dyenamitemug. Savoring a female's "labiation" is all well and good --- said sumptuous fluid is produced by a gal of any sexual status. Da problem is dat said tasty secretions tend to be a powerful aphrodisiac to an already-horny stud, and so once he starts sticking his tongue in "down there", he may not be able to resist inserting another of his protruding bodily organs into dat same girly-orifice --- i.e., taking said chick's virginity.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
Get the labiationmug. An ultimate balmy "stud's paradise" full of gorgeous naked ladies who will allow guys to "get it on" with them anytime they wish.
Most women prefer to decide for themselves who they'll be intimate with, so it would likely be a difficult feat to actually find a "Shagri-La" in the real world.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022
Get the Shagri-Lamug. Derogatory term for a completely-phony “song ‘n’ dance” routine that's merely intended to manipulate, distract, and/or gain undeserved sympathy/allowance/assistance from others. The ploy involves turning ghastly-pale (white grease-paint can be helpful here) and wildly thrashing your limbs and loudly gasping/grunting as if you’re having a seizure, so that observers will conclude that you have multiple serious illnesses and therefore need emergency assistance, are so totally “out of it” that you should not be held responsible for your actions, etc.
There are many types of situations where resorting to epileprosy may be called for, such as when you wish to change the subject, you're in imminent danger of "getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar" (and so you wish to appear to merely be aimlessly wandering about instead of intentionally occupying an "off-limits" location), you wish to avoid strenuous labor or a disagreeable health/medical procedure, etc.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the epileprosymug.