After Elliott's wrinkly buddy from a galaxy far, far away became an "aleien being" while he was "home alone", said skinny schoolboy began to burp and otherwise exhibit symptoms of being intoxicated, as well.
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
Little Red Riding Hood and da Three Little Pigs were both warned to watch out for a certain “woolf” along their travels, but they still ran afoul of him all da same!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
To change locale in a hurry whenever you encounter a whitetail's "Goliath cousin"; this is especially advisable with a bull that's in rut, or a cow with one or more young ones in tow.
Anytime I go hiking in the deep woods, I always try to have an escape-route in mind, just in case I have to unexpectedly vamoose at any time during my trek.
by QuacksO May 02, 2019
People always appreciate it when you use da "Vwah-HOOOPH!!" way of sneezing, since it means dat you are being a perfect gentleman and trying extra-hard to avoid da spread of germs.
by QuacksO March 30, 2019
Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
"Like Papa, like Little Man."
Conceiving lots of male offspring with multiple women is sononymous with having a perpetually-horny love-pipe. If all of THEM inherit said "perpetually hot between their legs" attribute, though, it's anybody's guess whether there would actually be a sufficient number of "willing" chicks in da local area to satisfy that many eager young studs!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022