Booddhism

A widespread Asian religion dat uses scare tactics and/or loudly-expressed disapproval and ridicule to make you behave yourself.
I already try to live honestly and humbly, so I see no need to study or practice Booddhism.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
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infearior

So sub-standard dat it's actually scary.
Many of da products sold at places like Dollar Tree are super-infearior; it often makes me shake in my shoes just to buy anything there!
by QuacksO April 13, 2022
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skoopervisor

Someone who's tasked wif making sure dat da Surgeon General is doing his job.
Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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Heavensinki

Da major coastal city in Finland dat's more pleasant than its "fire 'n' brimstone" counterpart.
If Helsinki and Heavensinki are exact opposites in overall nature, would Helfloati be somewhere in da middle? As in, da municipality is still somewhat like "da other place", but at least it's still bobbin' at da surface of da water instead of "heading to da bottom".
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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bullistics

Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
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turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.
Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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entreprawneur

A risk-tasking businessman who dabbles in higher-priced seafood.
Duncan Berry is a famous entreprawneur who started out as a workman on a fishing-boat and ended up creating a multi-million dollar seafood-production outfit that supplies over 6000 stores.
by QuacksO March 04, 2022
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