Definitions by QuacksO
second-generation noise
Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.
Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.
second-generation noise by QuacksO March 14, 2022
newtralize
Da infamous 50th House speaker always claimed to "do great things" while he was in office, but da scandalous behavior dat came to light towards da end of his political career pretty much newtralized any good feelings dat folks might have had for him previously.
newtralize by QuacksO March 11, 2022
Consentyx
Recent news reports describe how da makers of Consentyx are alleging dat a rival manufacturer of a "making you feel more like doing it" drug artificially altered its effectiveness-test results, in dat a number of da subjects who volunteered to try out da drug were already quite promiscuous and "easy" to begin with.
pro-boneo
Describes da virtually-free-of-charge status of a dog's companionship, protection, etc.; i.e., da only thing dat he asks in return is a meaty bovine femur or tibia each day for him to chew on.
In da animation-comedy "Achmed Saves America", da Wilson family's dog Bill gives freely of his affection; Achmed discovers dat said eager-to-please pooch rushes to his side "pro-boneo", as well --- i.e., Achmed merely has to temporarily remove one of his skeletal members and offer it to Bill, and said cluelessly-amiable pooch will always immediately come running.
Pelvis Resley
In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.
Pelvis Resley by QuacksO March 8, 2022
big bucksom
Refers to da sizeable "price tag" dat a gal wif similarly-sizeable chest-pillows may charge a soft-and-warm-flesh-craving guy for da privilege of feeling her up.
Gals wif breasts-augmentation implants might try to get thirsting-handed guys to spend big bucksom for touchy-feely privileges, but said horny studs should be aware dat said artificially-enlarged gazongas may not have da heavenly softness, soothing warmth, or satisfying "alive" feel of natural boobs.
big bucksom by QuacksO March 8, 2022