QuacksO's definitions

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Sturgeon General

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.

Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.

by QuacksO February 24, 2015

supplementary snugglez

A.k.a. "lingering lovies", this term refers to additional contentedly-cooing cuddlez dat you give someone after da "main hug" has been gleefully administered to her.

One of da best occasions for supplementary snugglez would be if da gal whom you're canoodling wif has a "main squeeze" present at da time from whom she got an initial arms-around, and so your own ear-on-chest nuzzlez come after said "opening-hands-on-back-clasp" by said favorite hunk.

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

offishial business

Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.

In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

coworse

To attempt to trick or pressure someone to make a situation more serious or negative than it presently is.

If a policeman asks you to perform some action that seems illegal or unwise, it is usually best to refuse; he may merely be trying to coworse you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

unreelistic

"I fish, therefore I lie."

Anglers always talk about da enormous size of "da one dat got away", but usually said claims are at least somewhat unreelistic. :P

by QuacksO June 19, 2023