What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
by QuacksO January 12, 2017
Get the winter saltmug. During my early-teenage years, I heard horror-stories of new military-recruits with pacifist beliefs who'd been solemnly promised that they would never have to "see actual combat", only to have said peaceanty broken almost right away. So I registered with CCCO at age 14, and swore off participating in the armed forces in any way.
by QuacksO October 15, 2020
Get the peaceantymug. Young parent: Ever since my son saw "The Wizard Of Oz" on NetFlix, I've been Baumbarded with trivia questions, requests to borrow books in the series from the library, etc.
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
Get the Baumbardmug. by QuacksO July 02, 2023
Get the butteifulmug. What da notion dat every public-school student should be required to learn to play a woodwind instrument is.
De term "reediculous" should not be confused wif da word "readiculous", which refers to how a particular school's NOT requiring a student to learn to decipher written words should be viewed.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
Get the reediculousmug. Using triptophan as a snoozing-aid might indeed be entertaining for someone who feels bored and stir-crazy while lying in bed, but it's doubtful dat all of da resulting frenzied brain-activity would really make said "howling adventures" slumber be truly all dat restful.
by QuacksO June 16, 2024
Get the triptophanmug. What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!
Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
Get the psychoLODGEical issuesmug.