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The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.
One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.
by QuacksO December 10, 2018
Get the collongitudinal mug.I wonder if da the some lunatick who came up with the "weather-rock-on-a-string" (if the rock's wet, it's raining; if it's white, it's snowing; if it's swinging, it's windy, etc.) invented the stupid "moon-phases" dial on fancy large clocks... who needs to know what phase of the moon it is, and why would you even need a *clock* to tell you that info, anyway??? Just look outta da 0%!$@#& WINDOW to see if da moon is visible out there or not!
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
Get the lunatick mug.Refers to the "reserve" of half-melted snow that Calvin keeps handy for making into sloppy "cannon balls" to lob at Susie anytime he catches sight of her during the winter months.
Susie feels confident about venturing outside only after the snow has disappeared in the Spring, when she can be sure that Calvin's slush fund will be completely melted.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the slush fund mug.An amplified speaking-device dat someone uses to solicit charity from anyone in da general vicinity.
I always try to help others who are truly in need, but if someone requesting help is assailing everyone's eardrums by hollering into a begaphone, dat would definitely be a turn-off for me.
by QuacksO December 4, 2020
Get the begaphone mug.What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the It's against my principals mug.Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 7, 2024
Get the bottomless pittance mug.An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
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