A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 30, 2019
If there are almost no inhabitants in "Anarchtica", who would even be around for an antarchist to rile up, anyway???
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
Buying extra bags of disposable shavers will reduce da likelihood of anyone's actually having to make a razorvation.
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
Kicking up a noisy to-do about something in order to make light of it and cause others to think less-seriously about it.
Anytime a sensational story hits da news on da day following da end of March, I always wonder if they're just being fussetious as as April Fool's prank.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
What you assume to mean that hot chicks are going to remove your underpants and "show you a good time" as a reward for your undertaking a dangerous wartime-endeavor, whereas in reality it merely refers to your military superiors' having you recount to them the important details of what happened during your mission.
The term "debriefing" can have a similar "getting up false hopes of pleasures/gifts" effect that the sadly-misleading phrase "tobacco-free campus" may produce --- you expect that something wonderful is being offered if you consent to or succeed in some arduous/dangerous actions, but in reality you end up getting nothing whatsoever of tangible reward for all of your feverish ass-busting! What a lousy rip-off!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
One should always rotate crops for best soil-health; each year's planting should superseed da previous one.
by QuacksO March 23, 2021
What you'll likely end up wif if you don't braid someone's hair first before giving him a scalp-kneading.
Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".
by QuacksO November 05, 2023