Definitions by QuacksO

crown joules 

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

crown joules by QuacksO April 17, 2022

debutchery 

Can refer to either:
(1) Dissipative shenanigans at a slaughterhouse, or
(2) Making such a disgraceful parody or mockery of something that it resembles a free-for-all orgy.

The shamelessly-disrespectful way that Hollywood "adapts" classic tales to film is often nothing short of debutchery!

debutchery by QuacksO April 17, 2022

debetchery 

How an ultra-conservative person would describe gambling of any sort.

Allowing children to partake of "merely a game of chance" recreation that merely uses a number-spinner or dice --- instead of actual skills, talent, or knowledge --- is just gonna start them down the road to debetchery!

debetchery by QuacksO April 17, 2022

debatchery 

Making bread while excessively inhaling da fermented yeast-fumes.

Good luck wif trying to get a buzz at a bakery by sniffing pans of rising dough; I'd merely view it as "debatchery". :P

debatchery by QuacksO April 17, 2022

facsod 

A vertical grass-and-earth barrier dat makes a structure look bigger than it really is.

Some people like da look of ivy growing on a brick wall so much dat dey add loam and turf and turn it into a huge thick facsod!

facsod by QuacksO April 16, 2022

endoorance 

Da overall robustness and longevity of a hinged/sliding wall-portion.

In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.

endoorance by QuacksO April 16, 2022

Omahaw 

An eastern-Nebraska municipality where everyone laughs a lot.

If there were still horse-drawn wagons in Omahaw, would dat name also mean dat said spoked-wheeled conveyances turned to da left a lot?

Omahaw by QuacksO April 16, 2022