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Definitions by QuacksO

Estherogen 

Da female hormone dat defined da famous ancient Persian queen.
King Ahasuerus' wife is known for her bravery and boldness; perhaps da Estherogen in her system provided said exceptional fortitude.
Estherogen by QuacksO August 23, 2022

semiterry 

A fabric made from a disgusting blend of materials dat merely imitates a soft fluffy absorbent surface, but in fact is so uncomfortable to have against your skin dat you actually wish you were dead whenever you are unfortunate enough to have to actually wear said repulsive cloth.
Doc Brown was "allergic to all synthetics", and so he had wisely decided to bring along cotton underwear in his suitcase when first setting out in his time machine; there was "Noah Wayne Hellman" dat he was gonna risk having to wear any semiterry clothing during his journey to da future!
semiterry by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Let some other honeydew that 

What you say when asked to perform an especially arduous/lengthy/boring task on your significant other's "honeydew list".
It's a good idea to cultivate as many opposite-gender friendships as possible --- not only will all of those other folks feel happy and grateful for your spending "quality time" wif dem, but it will also probably provide you wif a number of willing helpmates, and so there will likely be more chances of your actually having someone else to turn to if your main squeeze occasionally says, "Let some other honeydew that".

three-phrase current

Sinewave-formed electricity dat successively produces a different "word sound" --- i.e., "hum", "buzz", "drone", "whine", etc. --- a third of da time.
Usually da power-lines are fairly quiet in dry weather, but rain or drizzle often really brings out da "three-phrase current" status of said slim silvery wires!
three-phrase current by QuacksO August 22, 2022

hiways and byeways 

Refers to sets of two different and successive roads where you initially meet a specific fellow motorist on da first road, and then bid him farewell on da second road because da two of you are traveling in different directions.
If you're in da habit of running afoul of one or more smokeys on your road-trips, you'll want to choose routes dat includes enough pairs of hiways and byeways so dat you can give said Men In Blue da slip whenever necessary.
hiways and byeways by QuacksO August 22, 2022

hostile la vista 

Describes da mood when someone bids farewell to someone else whom he either dislikes or is displeased with.
Da Terminator most likely was actually thinking, "HOSTILE la vista" when he blew da liquid-nitrogen-frozen T-1000 to bits, since he was none too happy about all da chaos and destruction dat said evil cyborg had caused up to dat point.
hostile la vista by QuacksO August 22, 2022
Refers to a civilization dat does a lot of fabric-stitching.
Even with modern manufacturing technology, most ordinary cloth items still need to be assembled with needle-and-thread work, so da disappearance of sewciety as we know it should not be happening anytime soon.
sewciety by QuacksO August 22, 2022