As much deceitful Nazi propaganda as was dispensed by their dirigibles, said sausage-shaped crafts should probably have all been called "Graft Zeppelins"!
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.
Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
If you're dead-tired when needing to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, you may need a pissistant to direct your tallywacker into your pee-bottle and hold it there till you've finished tinkling.
by QuacksO November 02, 2021
Da whole concept of trade agreements has always been flawed and fraught wif peril, and many people's GATTitudes doesn't help matters!
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024