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Definitions by QuacksO

impreachment hearing 

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.
One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.
impreachment hearing by QuacksO August 27, 2022

adranoline rush 

Da euphoric "flood of joy and relief" dat you get upon discovering dat da drain-opener you poured down da sink actually did indeed clear da clog, and so your plumbing is flowing freely again.
In one of da classic "Jack Benny" radio episodes, Rochester tells Mary dat Jack's habit of buying canned goods dat have no labels (because they're "cheapuh") means dat when he and Jack sit down to dinner, it's like a mystery program (Mary: "You mean, 'Who dunnit'?" Rochester: "No --- 'What's In It'!"). He then confides to her dat "one night we had Drano for dessert!" Ordinarily drinking this caustic cocktail would severely injure or even kill you, of course, but I guess dat da idea here is dat Jack and Rochester are "such big tough guys" dat day can easily handle consuming it without any significant ill effects --- most likely they'd just get an adranoline rush.
adranoline rush by QuacksO August 27, 2022

adremeline rush

Da excited tingle dat you feel all over when operating a high-speed pencil-type rotary tool.
Lots of folks don't seem to get overly excited about using power tools, but I always get a major adremeline rush whenever I break out my loaded plastic tool-and-accessories storage-case to perform assorted drilling/cutting/grinding/shaping tasks.
adremeline rush by QuacksO August 27, 2022

Adrienaline rush 

Da energizing "second wind" dat you get from watching "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir" cartoons.
I'm not much into animation, so I would not likely get an "Adrienaline rush" from partaking of Saturday-morning cartoons. I do always get a rejuvenating buzz, however, whenever I spend time wif my middle-aged-fisherman buddy Adrien, since he is always jovial and pleasant to me.
Adrienaline rush by QuacksO August 27, 2022

piratechnics 

Skyrockets, flares, and other glowing/exploding chemical-based fireworks dat buccaneers shoot off in an attempt to intimidate other ships into letting themselves be robbed and/or taken over by said seagoing miscreants.
Piratechnics may indeed be fear-instilling, particularly if they're especially bright or noisy; there really should be little to be frightened of, though, unless said men of fortune actually start firing live-ammunition devices like cannons or rifles.
piratechnics by QuacksO August 24, 2022
To patiently withstand someone else's not being vertically challenged like yourself.
One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.
tallerate by QuacksO August 24, 2022

verbose® 

Boringly talkative about da Wave Radio and/or other higher-end home-audio equipment.
Paul Harvey was so ravingly verbose® about da Wave radio during a number of his broadcasts years ago dat I finally took da plunge and asked a WalMart salesperson to demonstrate said supposedly-wondrous device to me. I was bitterly disappointed; I really couldn't perceive anything particularly remarkable about da unit's sound-quality or spacial effect.
verbose® by QuacksO August 24, 2022