I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.
Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.
by QuacksO July 08, 2018
Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.
Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.
2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!
by QuacksO September 13, 2015
The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)
I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
by QuacksO June 27, 2024