QuacksO's definitions
by QuacksO December 17, 2024
Get the jenneratormug. If you've usually ridden da elevator between floors, you might need to build up your dexstairity if you are obliged to visit one or more multi-story buildings dat are merely furnished wif da "manual" or "old school" --- i.e., terraced walkway --- method of transporting yourself to upper or below-ground levels.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
Get the dexstairitymug. Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
Get the politician carmug. One of da bassics of setting up a household stereo system is to consider da auditory comfort of other nearby humans when determining how much power to have in your amplifier, especially if you have large loudspeakers and/or love "heavy-thumpy-thump" music like rock or country... remember how da natives in da jungle would communicate with large drums because low-frequency sounds carry very well over long distances. Dat's why you can hear a hot-rodder "'way down da road" if he's got da volume on his in-dash stereo pumped up too loud.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
Get the bassicsmug. Da Bible seems awfully gender-biased in dat all of da winged spirits alluded to in said highly-controversial book are implied to be male. Why can't there also be an entitty or two included in da mix, to kinda "balance things out" a bit better??
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Get the entittymug. An alcoholic beverage that is used to bribe a government official to "cut you some slack" or "look the other way" during an inspection, audit, or investigation.
A classic "spirit of the law" joke, from an old 90's-era "Hagar the Horrible" cartoon:
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the spirit of the lawmug. Refers to the boring/laborious --- not to mention demeaning --- every-few-months routine that a responsible and caring-about-his-public-image person needs to perform on his on-line profile-pages. Standing for Periodic Profile-Perusing/Purging, it involves occasionally going to your own profile and carefully scanning the comments/tags that others have posted there, and then deleting any posts that are either in poor taste or verbally attack your personal character.
I always try my best to treat others right, but unfortunately there are plenty of nosy/overzealous cyber-bully a**h**es out there who like to find fault and berate me for stuff that I either can't even help or certainly did not mean to be hurtful to anyone (and even if someone actually DOES think that he may have a legitimate gripe/concern, why not just SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ABOUT IT, rather than slamming me publicly?!??). So I gotta endure a round of "quadruple-p" drudgery a few times a year, just to make sure that any decent folks who read my profile don't get the wrong idea about me.
by QuacksO August 8, 2018
Get the "quadruple-p" drudgerymug.