Creedentials

(1) Uniforms, ID cards, certification documents, etc., dat are displayed by a professional or authority figure of Indigenous origin.
(2) Similarly-impressive-looking paperwork and/or panoply with which someone communicates his connection with and/or belief in a particular religion, philosophy, political platform, etc.
This or that person may indeed be a member of a particular ethnic group, highly trained/skilled in a particular employment-field, or affiliated with some virtuous-sounding organization, but if he himself lacks basic decency or a willingness to deal fairly/respectfully with his fellow human, I really could care less about his creedentials, regardless of how extensive or impressive they may seem!
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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cree-dentials

Da qualifications of a Native-American.
Lewis and Clark didn't need to bother asking their Native guides for their cree-dentials, since anyone whom they hired was from their own area, and so they were all familiar with what the explorers would likely encounter in that particular region.
by QuacksO June 10, 2020
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deBaytable

Refers to da lack of certainty or agreement regarding da advisability of ordering online from private sellers.
Bricks-and-mortar stores may indeed often charge more for their products than mail-order sellers, but da risks involved make buying your goods dat way a highly deBaytable practice.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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playful pirouette pivot

Refers to da humorous "waist-grasp and reverse-direction-swing" action dat ya perform wif a hot chick while you're out strolling da beach/countryside wif her, and you realize dat either (1) it's getting late in da day and so ya wanna be sure of getting yer snuggle-bun "back home to her mama" before dark, or (2) one or both of you has chores/appointments dat you shouldn't be late for, or (3) you've already trekked quite a long way, and so you're concerned dat one or both of you might get weary/achy legs if you journeyed any farther and then hadda clomp all da way back again.
Whenever Tiffany and I are out for a walk, I always smilingly employ da playful pirouette pivot --- complete wif a chuckly-musical "B-d-d-d-d-d-d-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-u-h-h-m-m-p-p!" sound as I twirl her halfway around --- to help take da "sting" out of da fact dat we hafta start heading back again... sooooo much more pleasant dan simply saying, "Let's turn around now."
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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Because I said so!

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.
Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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addicktion

Refers to an unhealthy/unnatural dependency on certain substances/behaviors which causes you to act like a total dick to everyone around you.
Tronald Dump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has never learned to respect others; he seems totally obsessed with being as arrogant and obnoxious as possible. I’d say he has a major addicktion!
by QuacksO September 07, 2018
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addicktion

Feeling an overwhelming need to either access a guy's love-pipe or be obnoxious.
If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.
by QuacksO November 02, 2024
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