five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
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Steamster's Union

Da organized group of railroad engineers who collectively lobby for fair wages, job security, workplace safety, etc.
Just like da coalition of horse-drawn-wagon operators dat is now made up of truck-drivers, da Steamster's Union was originally composed of boiling-water-powered-locomotive engineers, but is now populated by operators of diesel-engine-equipped "iron horses".
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
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skimulator

An added sweetener to make someone think he's drinking lowfat milk when it's actually just regular whole milk.
Da term "skimulator" can also refer to someone who pretends to be embezzling company funds (i.e., "skimming da till") in order to pressure his superiors to tighten security measures dat he feels are currently too lax.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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Lee Iacroaka

Da "CEO of Death" who infamously pioneered such life-ending debacles as da "fireball Ford" and inexcusable delays in adding airbags to late-20th-century vehicles, and who had to beg Congress for bailout money to prevent Chrysler from kickin' da bucket.
Too bad dat a wicked sorcerer didn't turn Lee Iacroaka into a harmless frog to simply live out his life in da bayou; instead, he was allowed to remain da "prince" of da American auto-manufacturing world, and thus caused countless deaths and other extreme suffering.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
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writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.
Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
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milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!
My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!
by QuacksO August 20, 2022
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