Definitions by QuacksO

Racine thoughts 

What Elliot Ness unexpectedly experienced when he spotted da recently-eliminated-at-da-hands-of-da-Mob Malone's street-address written on da matchbook-cover carried by Frank Nitti inside da courthouse, and realized dat Nitti must therefore have been da murderer.

Elliot Ness may indeed have begun having "Racine thoughts" upon seeing da address of his deceased friend written inside da cover of Nitti's matchbook, but then his mind REALLY started to "operate in turbo mode" when said slickly-attired hooligan yanked his gun back out and started majorly shootin' up da place!

Racine thoughts by QuacksO September 1, 2022

innerview 

What a lustful boss is really hoping to conduct when he meets a job-seeking hot chick in his office.

Wise women wear longer-legged boxer-shorts-type underwear during any interviews which have a male employee performing said questioning, so as to hopefully thwart any "innerviewing" efforts --- i.e., attempts to peer up her skirt.

innerview by QuacksO September 1, 2022

zdizy psells 

Da way you might spell da term if you were writing it down while you were in da middle of one or more of said woozy intervals.

I mhigt be expreniecing a few minor zdizy psells, but that's all --- I'm difenitely not so think as you drunk I am.

zdizy psells by QuacksO August 31, 2022

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

Pump'er-nickel by QuacksO August 30, 2022

celebraytion 

A noisy congratulatory to-do dat resembles a group of donkeys "sounding off" at once.

Brighty of da Grand Canyon is said to have sired a number of cute little ones, so I wonder if he and da other "ladies" in his group held an impromptu "celebraytion" anytime a new foal came along?

celebraytion by QuacksO August 29, 2022

pessemystic

More ready to discount/ignore/criticize a fortune-teller's work than to support or trust it.

I used to be devoutly "OPTImystic" in previous years. but then when I learned that so many of these mediums had been famously busted as frauds, I eventually became decidedly "pessemystic", especially after a few of my own friends lost sizeable fortunes through said quacks' phony activities. In fact, nowadays the whole subject actually makes me "pissemystic" sometimes, in that I partially lose bladder control on some occasions when I hear about yet another cards-and-incense charlatan embroiled in yet another scandal.

pessemystic by QuacksO August 28, 2022

loonatic 

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.

Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?

loonatic by QuacksO August 27, 2022