Describes a "Dolly Parton" chick who knows da "value" of her bountiful chest-pillows to da male humans in her area, and so she charges a premium for touchy-feely access-privileges to said oversize "mounds of joy".
If you ask really nicely, some bucksom chicks will allow you a "savoring da Girls" session "for free" if you provide her with something dat she would ordinarily have had to spend money for, such as tasty comestibles, yardwork like lawn-mowing or snow-clearing, repairs/upgrades to her home or vehicle, etc.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Describes the quantity/quality of judgement possessed/used by the good-natured but slightly-overconfident captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald during its fatal journey in a horrendous storm.
The Captain of da "Big Fitz" may indeed have been "well seasoned" and experienced in Great Lakes navigating, but unfortunately his judgement was mcsorley lacking during the final voyage.
by QuacksO October 06, 2018
A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
To gradually prepare yourself for the warmer sunnier months, such as gently "breaking in" your complexion for tanning without peeling.
Initially I wear my white sunhat all the time whenever I go outdoors in late Spring so that my "chrome dome" doesn't get sunburned, but then as the days get even warmer, I alternately take off the hat and then put it back on a few minutes later, in an effort to summerize my scalp; eventually when I get a fairly even tan "up there", I can leave my hat off for hours at a time without excessive reddening.
by QuacksO May 31, 2018
I attended youth-camp, went swimming, ate watermelon, collected fireflies, and rode my bike on woods-trails. That pretty much summerizes it, I think.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
Trying to file a motion or bring a court case "in forma pauperis" is certainly possible, but you may hafta go through da entire feeasco regarding da filing-charge to submit said petition.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
A sickly-saccharine-sweet soft drink that produces a severe blood-sugar spike and makes you irritably-arrogant and hyperly-uncooperative like da hot-tempered and mean-spirited John McFarlane of Iran-Contra infamy.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's little wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018