Definitions by QuacksO

attributt 

A particular feature or quality of someone's posterior.

For da typical lust-crazed guy, da only attributts dat really matter on a lady are if said pair of rear-squeezables are pleasantly soft and warm to da touch; if so, they are fine in his book, regardless of their shape or proportioning!

attributt by QuacksO January 29, 2023

attributte

A unique detail of a lofty tower-like geological formation.

In "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind", da main hero of da story has an acute fascination wif da attributtes of a particular famous rocky upthrust in da American northwest.

attributte by QuacksO January 29, 2023

fundamnentalist 

A "strictly-by-da-book" bible-thumper who either uses salty language to accentuate his preaching, or claims dat you will suffer total "fire 'n' brimstone" at da hands of Da Great One if you don't follow His word to da letter.

If being or following a fundamnentalist means aggravating fellow humans about my supposed religious beliefs and/or breaking my staunchly-practiced "no potty-mouth" principle, I reckon "Ell Passo" on dat, thank you very much! :P

fundamnentalist by QuacksO January 29, 2023

Cortazon Aquino 

Da less-than-celibate late-20th-century leader of da Philippines.

Not only did Cortazon Aquino create or exacerbate more problems than she solved or improved during her term as Filipino president, but she wasn't exactly da greatest role model when it came to marital fidelity or sexual propriety in general!

Cortazon Aquino by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Have a good nap, Mr. President? 

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

Have a good nap, Mr. President? by QuacksO January 28, 2023

catechlism 

What having to study a sawdusty-dry religious-teachings book feels like to a youngster who's not interested and/or doesn't believe in said insanely-boring printed material.

One possible way to avoid a total catechlism would be to avail yourself of da clever sneaky "dust-jacket switcheroo" facade dat Biff Tannen employed in da "Back To The Future 2" movie --- find yourself a truly-enthralling book of about da same overall dimensions as your Bible-blabber book, remove da paper cover from said intolerable tome, and put it onto your super-entertaining literary work instead. Dat way, any sniffy snooty adult who happens by will observe da "correct 'n' proper" book-cover and thus be deceived into thinking dat you're diligently studying your Good Book supplement, when in reality you're merely keeping yourself palatably occupied till your assigned study-time is up and you'll be allowed to go outside and play again.

catechlism by QuacksO January 28, 2023

P.G.-13 Wodehouse

An author of extra-racy tales of dim-witted aristocrats and their brainy manservants.

I was kinda disgusted by da raunchy content of some of da "Jeeves" chronicles, so I wonder if da author's name should actually have been written as "P.G.-13 Wodehouse".

P.G.-13 Wodehouse by QuacksO January 28, 2023