fillosophy

Your feelings and values regarding how much product you add to a container.
Some packaged-goods companies who are real penny-pinchers will give you just barely da weight/volume dat they state on the carton, while other firms have a slightly more liberal fillosophy.
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
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exaspirinated

Refers to da spazzed-out feeling of frustration dat you experience when you discover dat either (1) you've run out of white pain-relief tablets, or (2) whatever malady you are suffering is not being significantly alleviated by said generic medication.
I try to avoid products and situations dat would likely produce pain or fever in da first place, and so hopefully I can avoid feeling exaspirinated.
by QuacksO May 27, 2020
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ohmission

A failure-to-act event regarding electrical resistance of some kind.
One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!
by QuacksO December 05, 2021
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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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hexaggeration

Wildly-stretching-of-da-truth claim about how effective your voodoo-practice really is.
To help MacGyver defeat da villain in da episode, voodoo-priestess Mama Lorraine made a huge hexaggeration with her facial features and other gestures to scare da living crap outta da merc and temporarily prevent him from interfering with what Mac was trying to do; afterwards she guffawingly told Mac dat she had da hardest time not cracking up while performing her dramatic fakery on da hapless manipulator.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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tamperature

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)
Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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Greennit

Da "anti-equivalent" of da popular "rhymes-with-credit" social-media platform.
I would hafta peruse both da Reddit and Greennit columns to form an unbiased opinion of da Red Green Show.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
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