QuacksO's definitions

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.

Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.

by QuacksO February 16, 2025

mediarological

Refers to the sensational and overly-dramatic "spin" dat radio/TV weather-forecasters put on fairly-mundane upcoming rain/wind/snow activities.

I heard a set of rather dire storm-warnings on the evening weather forecast, but I still went ahead and planned my returnables-collecting trek for the next morning. And sure enough, the day dawned just moderately overcast and slightly breezy, and it stayed that way all day, so the mediarological predictions did indeed turn out to be bunk, after all.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

reekreation

What you'd be expected to come up with when trying to prove dat someone/something produced a really yucky smell.

Since a skunk's infamous defensive stench usually "lingers" long after he's "let 'er rip", a supplementary reekreation usually wouldn't be necessary if you're taking said striped stinkbomb to court for assailing your nostrils! :P

by QuacksO April 11, 2022

benefishiary

A thieving bird, reptile, or mammal that swipes an angler's catch while his back is turned.

I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Boogie Wookie

A special "out of this world" (meaning dat it's very fine and classy, but it's a pun on "a distant planet in outer space", get it??) type of music dat Chewbacca's clan loves to dance to.

Maybe if da super-hairy simian-being Chewie and his equally-Cousin-Itt-like buddies had danced da Boogie Wookie in a crazy-rhythmic "giant ballroom" type exercise while they were assisting Luke Skywalker and his fellow Rebellion soldiers, , da Empire's henchmen would have gotten so confused and bedazzled by the whiling mass of furry behemoths dat they would have become too distracted and disoriented to fight effectively, and then they could have been more-easily defeated by The Resistance fighters.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025