ooooo ooooo

How to play "fingertips" (gently pressing your spread-apart fingertips against the other person's fingertips as a playful way of "kissing" him with your hands) with your chat-pal on Instant Messenger. You both just type the ten lower-case "o" characters --- spaced in two groups of five --- to represent the small rounded tips of your fingers on both hands.

Mushy-hearted guy who loves to hold hands with pretty girls and tenderly interlace his fingers with theirs, texting on his cell-phone: ooooo ooooo

Tolerantly-obliging cutie who's IM-chatting with him: ooooo ooooo

Guy (chuckling to himself): oooo0 0oooo Thumbs ;)

Cutie: lol

Cutie: .oooo oooo. pinkies ;)

Guy: LMAO

Cutie: lol

Cutie: oôôoo ooooo two single-stone fashion-rings on my left hand; I forgot I was wearing them ;)

Guy: ROFL --- CLEVER ONE, SWEET CHEEX!! I LOVE THAT!

Cutie: tyvm **smiles**

Guy: yvw --- and now here's a new one for you, as well --- ooooO Ooooo

Cutie: ummmmmm ---?

Guy: TOES :D

Cutie: Aaahhh, okay, lol... weirdo ;) :P

Guy: Yup --- and PROUD OF IT, BABE!! :D:D:P:P:P

by QuacksO July 17, 2021

independent contractor

Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.

MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.

by QuacksO April 07, 2019

purrformance

The great "show" of "throat-thunder" that Fluffy puts on when he's contented.

The only occasions that the selfish Garfield does a purrformance are when he either wants something or is trying to cover up/minimize some disaster he caused, such as eating one of Jon's ferns or shredding the curtains/furniture.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

overhall

A complete remodeling of da corridor dat runs along beside da doors to da bedrooms in your home.

Ordinary houses tend to be laid out in a somewhat square or broad-rectangular configuration, and so they usually have one or more access-corridors of just fairly-short duration each. Mobile homes, however, are typically long skinny things with all of da rooms' access-doors arranged in a single line, and so performing an overhall in DAT type of structure would be quite a "lengthy" undertaking!

by QuacksO February 05, 2023

soleful embrace

Refers to where ya smilingly plop da bare feet of a pretty girl against yer chest and wrap yer arms tightly around them to press her warm soles deeply into yer chest-hair. Extra points if da cutie also affectionately flexes her toes to gently scratch yer fuzzy chest wif her toenails.

I love giving Tiffany a soleful embrace anytime; it also usually puts her in the mood for a nice long pillow-talk.

by QuacksO March 06, 2019

circle of friends

A group of good-natured easy-going peeps who are super-comfy with you, and thus are willing to occasionally indulge you by forming a ring --- either sitting or standing --- and smilingly holding out their hands so that you can gleefully waltz around the circle and "trade off" pairs of hands, grasping the "inside" left&right hands of two friends in a joyful warmly-squeezey "double-handshake" clasp, then releasing one friend's left hand, crossing your wrists while still maintaining your grasp on the other friend's right hand, taking a half-step to your right so that you're standing directly in front of this other person, grasping his left hand in yours and giving both his hands a couple grateful misty-eyed squeeziz, dropping his right hand and bringing yours back across again, taking another half-step to the right to bring you halfway between the "present" person and the next one, taking this next person's right hand in yours, and so on.

Anytime I feel down or lonesome, I just head over to the town square, and usually there will be a giggle of at least four or five pretty girls hanging out together on the benches, and so I can play a warm-hearted round of "circle of friends" with them --- nuthin' like a whole bunch of soft warm slender hands to cheer a nice guy up! Plus of course if it's a sunny balmy afternoon in the summertime, the chicks will usually all be either barefoot or wearing sandals, and so that's a delightful "footrub-fiesta" bonus, since it provides me with lots of cute toes and arches to delightedly flex and twiddle, as well.

by QuacksO April 22, 2018

subpeony

A non-existent legal paper that supposedly requires its recipient to buy/send/bring flowers to the person issuing said legal edict.

Lucy Van Pelt wishes she could serve a subpeony on her brother Linus and heart-throb Schroeder to compel them to give her presents on Christmas, her birthday, etc.

by QuacksO May 05, 2018