Definitions by QuacksO
fleabiteis
Da jury is out on whether anti-parasitic necklaces are actually all dat effective, and they are known to cause a whole host of other illnesses and maladies dat are far more serious than just fleabiteis!
fleabiteis by QuacksO July 19, 2023
youtopia
What you claim to create anywhere you go, due to your sparkling personality or whatever exceptional personal quality you profess to possess.
Mr. Dithers boastingly claims to have created a total "youtopia" for Dagwood at his workplace ("Bumstead, you couldn't ask for a better boss than me!"), but said assertions are definitely a matter of opinion as far as Dagwood is concerned --- "Yeah, I indeed COULDN'T ask for a better boss, 'cuz he'd FIRE ME if I did!"
P.D.A. device
A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.
My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.
P.D.A. device by QuacksO July 19, 2023
liposucktion
Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.
By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.
liposucktion by QuacksO July 18, 2023
monitory value
A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!
monitory value by QuacksO July 16, 2023
lowjack
How you'll want to raise a "hot" car's wheels for towing purposes, if it is fitted wif a GPS-tracking device --- da more you move said pilfered conveyance, da more likely it is dat da alarm will be set off.