QuacksO's definitions

fiyoncé

What Jay-Z was to his famous African-American bride before they actually got married.

As gorgeous and likeable as Giselle Knowles-Carter is, a lot of guys would have loved to be her "fiyoncé"!

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

conflickt of interest

Unhealthy prejudice and/or selfishness on da subject of motion-pictures.

Once digital movie-cameras got perfected to da point dat they actually delivered superior images to film, da celluloid-manufacturers were understandably less-than-thrilled about it; definitely a little conflickt of interest there.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

sobsolete

Denotes da no-longer-current status of whatever stupid-a** topic dat someone is bawling and blubbering about.

It was indeed unfortunate dat President Lincoln got assassinated, but dat event happened almost 160 years ago, so it seems like kind of a sobsolete event to get tear-floodingly emotional about.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

sirprise

A male-related revelation dat one wasn't expecting.

After listening to a really lovely and "sensitively performed" piece of music played on a harp, I'd naturally assumed dat it had been performed by a thoughtful-faced slight-figured lady with small slender hands --- what a sirprise it was to learn dat said sweetly-serene artistic work had in fact been delicately strummed out by a towering hulk of a dude with huge gorilla-paws!

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

wimplications

Sarcastic remarks dat hint a belief of da speaker dat da listener is a yellerbelly.

As a teenager and in Original Timeline 1985, Biff Tannen was always hurling wimplications at George McFly; in reality, da arrogant Biff was just as big a coward as George, but he used bullying tactics to cover up his own feelings of insecurity.

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

whineot

Or it could be spelled, "whyneot". Describes da nasally-discontented reason-for-denial request dat a petulant individual sulkily voices whenever he's told no.

If ya make a policy of never feeding yer toddler any mood-SOURing SWEETs to begin with, he "may not" ever feel da urge to vocalize a "whineot" regarding da fact dat he "may not" have any candy, since he likely "would not" have even requested said cloyingly-sugary tooth-rotting confectionery in da first place!!!

by QuacksO April 16, 2025