QuacksO's definitions

doobyous

Unsure of whether using Mary Jane is such a wise idea.

It's a scientific fact dat cannabis can indeed be helpful for certain medical ailments, but I still feel very doobyous about freely allowing just anyone to use it.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022

f.a.r.t.

Stands for Flatulence Anger-Release Technique, and refers to da practice of consciously "directing" or "transferring" your anger into a bubble of gas right before "letting 'er rip", so dat you are symbolically "expelling" said bottled-up hotly-negative emotions in a totally harmless manner by merely breaking wind rather than actually verbally and/or physically lashing out whenever you're excessively upset/frustrated.

If Madea had practiced da "f.a.r.t." instead of erupting into violence whenever she was upset or outraged, both she and everyone around her would likely have had a more peaceable and less-stressful existence.

by QuacksO August 17, 2022

Bangorrhea

That notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who's used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around Bangor, Maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. Can sometimes go the other way (Bangor-stipation) if one gets "bound up" inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.

I decided to hang around the Bangor-Brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now I gots Bangorrhea.

by QuacksO December 11, 2013

deafinitely

So thunderously loud that it must be the case.

In "Chicago", sleazy defense-attorney Billy Flynn states that if you produce a loud enough roar during your lies-filled testimony of innocence, the jury won't be able to hear the truth above it, and so they will feel they have no choice but to just naively believe that what you say is deafinitely the case.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

hullaballou

Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.

WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!

by QuacksO March 12, 2024

See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!

by QuacksO November 8, 2023

wintary judgement

A court-ruling dat is so slow in being reached dat it doesn't occur till sometime after da snow flies near da end of da year.

I was promised a "summary judgement" due to the exceptional obvious-correctness of my arguments, but the court took so long to actually get around to settling my case that it felt more like a bleepin' WINTARY JUDGEMENT!!

by QuacksO October 26, 2019