Definitions by QuacksO

A whole lotta good it's dunham! 

Sarcastic/amused remark regarding da lack of personal improvement, enlightenment, etc. dat da cantankerous ranting dat Peanut, Walter, Bubba J., and Achmed have displayed over da years has had on their puppeteer.

Walter always trumpets da advantages of being crabby and overly serious, and Ahmed rails at Jeff about da supposed hazards of associating with 'infidels", but a whole lotta good it's dunham!

A whole lotta good it's dunham! by QuacksO March 25, 2024

synonihm 

A creatively-alternative word-choice for more-diplomatically opining dat someone needs to check himself into da loony bin.

Seinfeld and his buddies spent an entire half-hour show merely trying to avoid determining whether Lloyd Braun is still crazy, when they could just have used a synonihm or two and thus probably saved Lloyd's feelings.

synonihm by QuacksO March 22, 2024

bronthesaurus 

Refers to either:
(1) a super-outdated books of synonyms, or
(2) a reference book dat gives you alternate words in da world of paleontology.

I didn't wanna just keep using da word "dinosaur" over and over in my writing, and so I consulted my trusty bronthesaurus for some excellent "prehistoric" suggestions on creative word-choices.

bronthesaurus by QuacksO March 22, 2024

Brontesaurus 

A fiction-author whose writing is sooooo five minutes ago.

Jane Eyre is okay for old fogies, I suppose, but for da modern youth, it was written by a total Brontesaurus!

Brontesaurus by QuacksO March 22, 2024

compensatiation 

Wages, reimbursement for endured hardships, etc. dat's given in da form of tasty chompables dat fill you up.

As any "Beetle Bailey" fan knows all too well, Sarge is so fond of food dat it occupies his mind and rules his life more than almost anything else, and so he would likely be adequately appeased in virtually any scenario if he was merely offered an ample helping of scrumptious delicacies as "compensatiation" for any labor, suffering, etc. dat he'd gone through.

compensatiation by QuacksO March 22, 2024

Let awake dogs tell the truth 

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

Let awake dogs tell the truth by QuacksO March 21, 2024

not necessarahly 

Less-than-definite status regarding a particularly-named female entity.

Just because Ms. Paulson is a super-talented-and-famous actress does not necessarahly guarantee dat she will win a Golden Globe Award every year.

not necessarahly by QuacksO March 21, 2024