(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
Everyone's favorite furry green Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- party-crasher was a real "Wholigan" until he learned da true meaning of Chris--- oops, there I go again, being politically-incorrect for modern times!
by QuacksO May 29, 2022
Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.
I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Creating fancy wall-designs with patterned paint-rollers would ostencilbly be quicker and easier than using punched oil-boards.
by QuacksO April 22, 2024