round-tuition

College expenses for procrastinators.
Some colleges allow you to wait till later to pay for your courses; perhaps this could be a standard "round-tuition" policy for alumni who did well in class.
by QuacksO April 09, 2023
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siezeium

Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.
I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
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oldance

Da nature and perception of subtle differences have changed over da millennia, and so a "newance" from one age would be a totally-obsolete "oldance" nowadays.
by QuacksO July 02, 2023
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alphabetical introductions

bintroduction: A gleeful "meet-'n'-greet" between two or more individuals engaged in dumpster-diving.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
Other examples of alphabetical introductions:
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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Pryority

A top-importance goal or theme regarding a famous African-American actor-comedian.
If you're gonna write a social-studies report on mid-to-late-20th-century American entertainment, including significant reference to Black performers should be a top "Pryority".
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pryority

Assigned top-importance to applying leverage to something.
Bringing along a good crow-bar should be your top pryority if you don't wanna suffer an elevated tamperature when breaking into a safe.
by QuacksO April 07, 2021
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belles and whistles

"Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.
I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
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