What you'll likely be head-scratchingly asking yourself if you're glancing around for da minuscule First State on just a modest-sized USA map.
If you want any chance of avoiding da "Delawhere dilemma", you'll need a "lower-48" map-page dat's at least two feet by three feet.
by QuacksO July 08, 2023
Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
by QuacksO January 05, 2020
If you wanna know da source of da awful smell, ask around da room to find out who ate cabbage and/or baked beans, and you'll likely have found da purrputtrator.
by QuacksO December 09, 2022
A mandatory "handing over of da goods" --- i.e., hostages, weapons, treasure, etc. --- dat da evil "bounty-hunter Boba" would be forced to make when confronted by ray-blaster-wielding members of the Rebel Alliance who had come to relieve said helmeted villain of his ill-gotten valuables.
As fiercely proud and arrogant as The Great Galactic Fortune-seeker is portrayed as, I imagine he'd totally exhibit a "they'll never take me alive" attitude before he'd even consider making any forfettures to the Rebel Alliance.
by QuacksO January 02, 2020
Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
by QuacksO May 08, 2014
Da average time in da early morning when da "man of da henhouse" lets off his famous loud wake-up call.
In da infamous "which side of da barn-roof does da rooster's egg roll off on" riddle, it doesn't matter if you state dat said event happens at 6 o'cluck or 8 o'cluck or anytime in between --- roosters don't lay eggs, so it's immaterial what hour you specify dat he crows.
by QuacksO October 23, 2020
Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022