An expertly-surreptitious individual who "invisibly" sneaks in and snitches soft drinks from da fridge.
Matt Wetzel (Matt's Offroad Recovery/Winder Towing) and Paul Cox (FabRats) have a running-gag "fantam" scenario in their YouTube videos, whereby Paul often secretly removes one or more cans of Mountain Dew from da refrigerator in Matt's repair shop when he drops over for a visit. Of course, it is not actually a problem because (1) Matt is always more than happy to share his liquid sustenance with his 4-wheeling-adventures buddy in any case (plus of course, Paul is always willing to "drop everything" and go to rescue/assist Matt free-of-charge if he gets in a jam, and vice-versa), and (2) the two families often get together for barbecues and desert-racing/rock-crawling adventures, where they freely share food with each other.
by QuacksO January 27, 2024
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Even after da initial Esso-S call from da Valdez, X-on was still plagued with distressed "call for help" protests from mail-room employees who were receiving countless clothing-besmirching gas-station cards dat had been soaked in used motor-oil.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Get the Esso-S mug."You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance mug.Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.
Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
Get the rack-opinion steering mug.As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.
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Get the Illinoisy mug.A clumsy and/or ignorant individual often lacks PUTential in many fairly-simple endeavors like PUTTING STUFF AWAY or PUTTING THINGS IN ORDER, and so fellow humans may have a hard time PUTTING UP WITH HIM.
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