QuacksO's definitions

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

violater

A lawbreaker who doesn't commit his illegal acts immediately, but waits till da fuzz isn't looking.

Harry actually goes so far as to park a distance back from a stop sign and wait extended periods till any cop cars in da area move to other locales, just so dat he can blow through da intersection --- talk about an obsessive hard-core violater!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Weego

A subcompact car that's a step-up in size from the Yugo --- i.e., where the one car is only big enough to comfortably seat just the driver and a passenger ("You go"), the Weego can carry considerably more than two people ("We go").

Weego is technically supposed to be spelled "Wheego", so I guess it means that not only can "we go" in this roomier car, but we can also enjoy a fairly swift and exciting ride in the process ("Wheeeee go!").

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

unpredicktable

Not consistent regarding whether someone will be a royal d**k or not.

Da term "unpredicktable" could also refer to never knowing whether or not you can "get it up" whenever a "willing" chick happens along.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023