ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the firmware update mug.A bu**s**t legal-declaration dat neither party can agree upon, is not worded/formatted in a way dat da court will accept, etc.
One of da best ways to have a case thrown out is to object to everything dat da other side says; you can also try discrediting all of their sworn-statement documents by referring to each and every item they present as a "snafudavit".
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
Get the snafudavit mug.Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Get the second-hand littering mug.Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.
by QuacksO April 06, 2022
Get the arrested development mug.I wonder if da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia used in da redwood-forest chase were made by Toyoda, also?
by QuacksO December 18, 2024
Get the Toyoda mug.Someone who provides neutral "middle ground" settling of a dispute about astronomy by using a telescope to determine da truth of da matter under discussion.
Another definition of a "meadeiator" could involve da surreptitious long-range spying on one or more individuals or locales dat are da subject of da in-need-of-arbitration disagreement, such as determining if said parties under observation are engaged in illegal/hypocritical activity, violating their contracts or parole conditions, etc.
by QuacksO June 30, 2024
Get the meadeiator mug.How you'll want to raise a "hot" car's wheels for towing purposes, if it is fitted wif a GPS-tracking device --- da more you move said pilfered conveyance, da more likely it is dat da alarm will be set off.
Actually, of course, employing da "lowjack" technique will not likely alter how effective "LoJack" will be at locating and returning said stolen wheels --- da system works merely on da distance of movement of da plundered property from its home base, not on how high off da ground it is raised.
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