Definitions by QuacksO

aromory 

A heavily-guarded building used to store perfumes.

MP's may sometimes jokingly refer to the weapons-storage facility as an "aromory" if one or more of said cadets on security-detail unthinkingly chowed down on baked beans before starting their shift.

aromory by QuacksO January 5, 2020

peccadildo 

Da minor offense of displaying a rubber "guy junk" toy while strolling about in public.

It's not a particularly wise action to carry sex-toys about with you when running errands, anyway, but if you feel dat you must do so, at least make sure they're well-concealed inside your clothing or a handbag, so as to hopefully avoid accidentally committing any embarrassing peccadildos!

peccadildo by QuacksO January 5, 2020

assawhole

Refers "collectively" to a group of individuals, most of whom da disgusted/disgruntled speaker views as being nothing but "donkey-orifices".

Environmentalist: I spoke in Washington before a panel of EPA bureaucrats, and assawhole I was not overly impressed wif dem or their true sincerity regarding care for our planet.

assawhole by QuacksO January 5, 2020

blackened-hands triumph 

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.

Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.

blackened-hands triumph by QuacksO January 5, 2020

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant by QuacksO January 4, 2020

fishing tackle

What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.

Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.

fishing tackle by QuacksO January 4, 2020

flashbaccy

Causing unpleasant "re-living" memories of when you used to smoke, sniff, or chaw.

I find that going to the checkout counter of a convenience-store is too flashbaccy with all the cigarette-pocks they have on display behind the counter, so I avoid going there if at all possible.

flashbaccy by QuacksO January 4, 2020