Definitions by QuacksO
oversneeze bank account
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
oversneeze bank account by QuacksO October 16, 2021
Kilometers Sittish
Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.
Kilometers Sittish by QuacksO October 16, 2021
pass-along birthday present
Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.
pass-along birthday present by QuacksO October 15, 2021
dysfunktional
Describes less-than-ideal interactions/relationships among two or more people due to incompatibilities in tastes/preferences regarding alternative-pop music.
I prefer classical and easy-listening music, but that doesn't mean I have a dysfunktional relationship with other folks just because they happen to like weird-sounding crazy-beat tunes.
dysfunktional by QuacksO October 12, 2021
creputation
creputation by QuacksO October 10, 2021
oboliviaus
Refers to a lack of attention/realization/consideration to either Miss Newton-John, or matters relating to da west-central country in South America.
Da infamous Yungas Road --- nicknamed da "road of death" and "world's most dangerous road" --- is constantly in a catastrophic state of disrepair, yet da country dat it passes through still seems to be mostly oboliviaus to said drastic situation.
oboliviaus by QuacksO October 9, 2021