Definitions by QuacksO
abracada-bra
Da "magic words" dat cause a noticably-endowed gal to remove her undergarment to show you her boobs.
I find dat merely asking a chick very nicely to show you her boobs will often be da only "abracada-bra" you'll need to get a peep (and possibly a feel, as well) of her "merchandise".
abracada-bra by QuacksO November 1, 2021
Mack Jigger
Gonna try my luck at stream-angling, but I know dat it can be a long and boring ordeal, so I think I'll take along a couple of Mack Jigger albums to listen to.
Mack Jigger by QuacksO November 1, 2021
Tohtum pole
What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
Tohtum pole by QuacksO October 27, 2021
tsuNAMI
Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
higherarcy
Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.
Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.
higherarcy by QuacksO October 27, 2021
paygan ritual
Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
paygan ritual by QuacksO October 21, 2021