Definitions by QuacksO
U.S. Constitootion
A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
U.S. Constitootion by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Loueasyana
Juss 'cuz da chicks from Loueasyana are largely of a "looser" mindset doesn't necessarily mean dat they'll be any "cheaper" --- sure, it may indeed often be simpler and quicker to get in their panties, but they may still wanna be totally "wined 'n' dined" before they'll spread their pretty tanned legs for you!
Loueasyana by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Jaggernaut
As gaunt and washed-up as da famous singer and actor looks now, I wonder if he was formerly such a hard-driving Jaggernaut dat he totally burned himself out long before his time!
Jaggernaut by QuacksO November 27, 2021
No stiffs, glans, or butts
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
No stiffs, glans, or butts by QuacksO November 27, 2021
no whiffs, brands, or butts
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
no whiffs, brands, or butts by QuacksO November 27, 2021
mustashe
A collection of facial-disguises.