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Definitions by QuacksO

U.S. Constitootion 

A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
U.S. Constitootion by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Loueasyana 

Da bright-'n'-balmy southern state where da girls tend to be extra "willing".
Juss 'cuz da chicks from Loueasyana are largely of a "looser" mindset doesn't necessarily mean dat they'll be any "cheaper" --- sure, it may indeed often be simpler and quicker to get in their panties, but they may still wanna be totally "wined 'n' dined" before they'll spread their pretty tanned legs for you!
Loueasyana by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Jaggernaut 

A hugely-forceful figure in da pop-entertainment world.
As gaunt and washed-up as da famous singer and actor looks now, I wonder if he was formerly such a hard-driving Jaggernaut dat he totally burned himself out long before his time!
Jaggernaut by QuacksO November 27, 2021

No stiffs, glans, or butts 

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

no whiffs, brands, or butts 

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

anxzionty 

Feelings of nervous uncertainty regarding "Kingdom of Heaven" matters.
I don't believe in establishment religion as a whole, so I don't ponder or worry about it in any way; I merely practice the Golden Rule and leave it at that --- no bouts of anxzionty for me, thank you very much!
anxzionty by QuacksO November 25, 2021

mustashe 

A collection of facial-disguises.
Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.
mustashe by QuacksO November 25, 2021