Definitions by QuacksO
fart riddle
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
fart riddle by QuacksO March 29, 2022
confuciuon
John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.
confuciuon by QuacksO March 29, 2022
porkupine
1. What you'd get if a peccary had a fourth-base peckadillo wif a hedgehog.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.
Da American military budget is larger than most of da other government budgets combined, yet da common enlisted man is struggling financially, so it would appear dat there are a lot of porkupines in da higher ranks!
bic-kering
Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.
I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.
bic-kering by QuacksO March 29, 2022
shunanigans
I was home-taught during most of my growing-up years, so I fortunately avoided most of the destructive shunanigans that might have befallen me in middle- and high-school environments.
shunanigans by QuacksO March 29, 2022
convixen
What Brer Fox's wife would likely get in court if she was also involved in Hubby's carnivorous shenanigans against Brer Rabbit or any of his fellow small/weak-herbivore buddies.
From what we hear of her in da Uncle Remus tales, it appears dat Mrs. Fox is mostly a stay-at-home spouse who merely performs housework and tends da yard, so it would probably be difficult to get a convixen against her for aiding and abetting any of Brer Fox's savagery or skullduggery that occurred while he was "out and about" --- i.e., away from his house.