Definitions by QuacksO

encryptid

A not-commonly-known-about entity dat can only be seen by folks who "know da code".

Elliott tells his little sister Gertie dat, "Grown-ups can't see E.T. --- only little kids can see him." Gertie thinks dat said "Our space-man friend is an encryptid" assertion is just a bunch of hogwash, however.

encryptid by QuacksO November 14, 2023

Consumo Reports 

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.

My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!

Consumo Reports by QuacksO November 13, 2023

callege 

A university where either you feel so homesick dat you "go E.T." at every chance ya get, or they let you make free telephone calls as a perk for attending.

Since inexpensive cell phones and budget usage-plans are da norm these days, da concept of a "callege" is not such a big deal anymore, since you can now "phone home" whenever you want, and for little or no cost, as well.

callege by QuacksO November 13, 2023

percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.

Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.

percycution by QuacksO November 12, 2023

betrail 

A "getting busted/screwed" situation involving either a hiking-path or a succession of objects in a line.

While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were out of sight of da others, and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!

betrail by QuacksO November 12, 2023

First-Amendment shrug 

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.

Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!

First-Amendment shrug by QuacksO November 12, 2023

You're welcome, nerds! 

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".

The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

You're welcome, nerds! by QuacksO November 9, 2023