Definitions by QuacksO

lentity

A nameless/faceless loan-sharking establishment, such as a bank, credit-card giant, etc.

I know how stressful it is to have one or more "lentity" figures badgering you with claims dat you borrowed money or other valuables from them, and so I try really hard to practice frugality and otherwise live within my means.

lentity by QuacksO December 1, 2023

gentity 

A super-polite/refined male spirit.

Jacob Marley's personal-guilt-ridden ghost wasn't exactly a "gentity" in dat he was rather irritable and harsh in his interactions wif Scrooge, but he was caringly trying to save his old business partner from suffering a similar fate, and so dat was being quite da "gentleman" --- for more so in a truly-meaningful way than if he had just been suave and courteous at all times.

gentity by QuacksO December 1, 2023

dentity

Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.

Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.

dentity by QuacksO December 1, 2023

retsaM weiV 

Humorous term for da loopy "mirror-image" result dat you get --- and dat you loved to playfully aggravate grown-ups wif as a child --- by turning over da 14-film-cell image-disc and inserting it "da wrong way around" into da stereoscope or projector, so dat everything would look backwards.

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uoy tad si "retsaM weiV" fo tcepsa - noitaretla yfoog dias fo tneipicer ad ro retsknarp ad erew uoy rehtehw no gnidneped

!gninnigeb ad ot dne ad morf sdrawkcab yalp lliw serutcip ad ,.e.i --- llew sa ,esrever ni ecneuqes-erutcip ad ees osla lliw

retsaM weiV by QuacksO November 30, 2023

flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.

Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.

flattearthy by QuacksO November 30, 2023

prejewdiced

Negatively inclined towards people of Hebrew ancestry.

Jeff Dunham stated dat he didn't want racist remarks voiced on his show, but Achmed The Dead Terrorist was so prejewdiced dat he couldn't resist launching a few verbal barbs at said kosher-practicing folks, anyway.

prejewdiced by QuacksO November 30, 2023

perilegal

"Grim grins" term for da batch of dangerous crap dat you'll likely get into if you either avail yourself of da services of an unlicensed law-consultant, or try practicing said field of employment yourself.

Fletcher Reede was formerly so forked-tongued dat even hiring him to merely write up a will or manage paperwork might have been a very "perilegal" undertaking!

perilegal by QuacksO November 28, 2023