Definitions by QuacksO
indispewterble
Da unable-to-be-contested status of da assertion dat using lead in da construction of serving-utensils is a bad idea.
An online article stated dat it's indispewterble dat lead-based tableware is toxic; da fact dat I read it on my laptop makes it "indisputerble", as well.
indispewterble by QuacksO July 31, 2024
alkolades
"Bittersweet" acknowledgements of virtue.
oral tradition
If a guy is bashful about letting a girl suck on his juicy cock, she could try wheedling him by explaining dat it's a long-standing oral tradition in her family, and thus she would not want to break said "heritage".
oral tradition by QuacksO July 29, 2024
riminder
first frame from an old "Beetle Bailey" cartoon
Beetle, with Zero and Plato looking on: Where are you going, Sarge?
Sarge (cheerfully): Ohhhh... I thouhght I'd take a lihttlhe whalkh afhter shuppehr!
second frame
Plato: Well, don't fall over a CLIFF, now, Sarge --- I mean, we don't wanna hafta come lookin' for ya and rescue ya the way we did last time you went off alone for a stroll!
Sarge (beaming confidently with his one tooth) Oh, dohn't whurrhy abhout MHE, bhoyzh --- I've lhearnhed mhy lheshohn --- I'hm nhot ghonnha fhall ohver ahny CLIHFFSH!
third frame, showing Sarge glumly hanging by a tree-[trunk that's protruding horizontally over a yawningly-bottomless chasm YET AGAIN}
Ahndh ifh thehy bhuhLHIEVE MHE, I'hll bhe hehre tihll MHORNHIINGH!
So apparently just his spoken promise wasn't sufficient --- Sarge should have written a note as a riminder to stay away from cliffs! :P
Beetle, with Zero and Plato looking on: Where are you going, Sarge?
Sarge (cheerfully): Ohhhh... I thouhght I'd take a lihttlhe whalkh afhter shuppehr!
second frame
Plato: Well, don't fall over a CLIFF, now, Sarge --- I mean, we don't wanna hafta come lookin' for ya and rescue ya the way we did last time you went off alone for a stroll!
Sarge (beaming confidently with his one tooth) Oh, dohn't whurrhy abhout MHE, bhoyzh --- I've lhearnhed mhy lheshohn --- I'hm nhot ghonnha fhall ohver ahny CLIHFFSH!
third frame, showing Sarge glumly hanging by a tree-[trunk that's protruding horizontally over a yawningly-bottomless chasm YET AGAIN}
Ahndh ifh thehy bhuhLHIEVE MHE, I'hll bhe hehre tihll MHORNHIINGH!
So apparently just his spoken promise wasn't sufficient --- Sarge should have written a note as a riminder to stay away from cliffs! :P
RAMinder
I forgot dat da local farmer's male sheep would head-butt me if I turned my back on him, and so with my stinging posterior, all thought of performing routine computer-maintenance would have been "knocked out of my head" if I hadn't previously stuck a Post-It Note raminder on da monitor of my workstation.