Definitions by Qlesbo

muffabetical 

When you go down on a girl and you do the alphabet with your tongue to make her cum

I went down on her and did the muffabetical

muffabetical by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Stiffness scale 

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

Stiffness scale by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Internal Leftovers 

When you have sex for a while and next moment you feel something in there. After looking it is established that there is an old tampon, sausage or carrat that was lodged in there that you managed to get loose

I had sex with her for an hour and the next moment found some internal leftovers

Internal Leftovers by Qlesbo March 12, 2022

Cremainlining 

When you snort your dead friends ashes

Shame, after the funeral they respected their friend by cremainlining his ashes

Cremainlining by Qlesbo March 10, 2022

Titballing 

When you do a doggystyle and the man's saggy balls hits against the woman's saggy tits

They were doing a doggystyle and ended up titballing

Titballing by Qlesbo March 10, 2022