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Definitions by Purpstar615

Tenorist 

Guys who are tenors in choir. (Every section in a choir is a cult)
My friend is tenorist
Tenorist by Purpstar615 November 24, 2022

Chiorarchy 

The hierarchy of choir/choir class in peoples eyes this can vary greatly but here are some levels.
Kid in choir:someone who doesn’t really like it/thinks it’s just an easy elective.
Choir kid:someone who likes it, they tend to like singing.
Choir nerd: someone who likes it more intensely, they do the vocal warm-ups when they’re bored or in the shower.
Choir dork: like a choir nerd but more obsessed, they add their Director on social media and do things the choir nerds do, they are also more annoying.
Choir freak: someone who is absolutely OBSESSED With choir, These people either direct or on social media with about 20 other spam accounts, and work there but off every day practicing, these people can often be found in their bedrooms looking over sheet music.
Choir nazi: someone whose obsession with choir has actually become a problem, they spend all of their home life in their bedroom either doing warm-ups at full volume or looking over sheet music, but these people also tend to have no lives.
No example here chiorarchy)
Chiorarchy by Purpstar615 November 24, 2022

Choir dork 

A kid who is in choir and kind of annoying, pretty much the equivalent to a band dork. They are so obsessed with choir that they do the warm-ups at full volume in the shower, and stock their director on social media. They’re friends with other choir nerds and choir dorks, they worship the director like there The supreme Lord of everything. They are smarter than band dorks, but they can be just as weird. Note: they are arch enemies with band geeks and band nerds.
Polly: Jacob is such a choir dork, he hangs out with others of his kind.
Choir dork by Purpstar615 November 22, 2022

altoisum 

Beating an alto in choir, they’re often close like a family and stay together in their tightknit group.
Linda: my friend is an alto who practices altoisum
altoisum by Purpstar615 November 21, 2022