mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.

Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

undercover crazy state

Obviously, states like Florida and West Virginia are crazy and weird states. But, an undercover crazy example is Wisconsin. Think about it.

Wisconsin is an undercover crazy state because of Gein, Dahmer, and the Packers.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

pink tweeter

A pink tweeter is a nice, robust pink colored pussy.

Yo boy! Come and get this beautiful pink tweeter.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

BORG-ston

BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.

I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Schooly's BORG

Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.

Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023