What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.
I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.
Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023