anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.

Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023