Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
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So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
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little pooper

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.
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undercover crazy state

Obviously, states like Florida and West Virginia are crazy and weird states. But, an undercover crazy example is Wisconsin. Think about it.
Wisconsin is an undercover crazy state because of Gein, Dahmer, and the Packers.
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