3 definitions by Punter Scheisse
adj. to be abruptly disappointed, crestfallen. Much like a dime might settle on its broad side on the floor, instead of its edge.
"How do you do I, see you've met my, faithful handyman. He's a bit broad-dimed, you see, when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman." - Rocky Horror Picture Show
by Punter Scheisse October 30, 2009
Anyone who takes an unfortunate looking gay man--who cannot dress well, and does not groom himself effectively--and transforms him into a hot, kempt, fashionable gay man; usually a more experienced new friend who is trying to create a suitable boyfriend.
"You'd be much hotter with an updated wardrobe and I'm just the Fagmalion to help you."
"Look at Fagmalion over there waxing Johnathon's unibrow. He's already dated every beddable guy in town so now he's making them from scratch."
"Look at Fagmalion over there waxing Johnathon's unibrow. He's already dated every beddable guy in town so now he's making them from scratch."
by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014
The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.
“Man, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now he’s totally fuxable.” “Whatever bitch, he’s actually too good for you now.”
“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”
“Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”
“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”
“Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”
by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014