3 definitions by Public Masturbator

Bols

Bols.
A vodka brand which makes one of the worst tasting liquors you will ever find. It will make you vomit.

-See Boles' Standard

Man, that juice tasted so horrible, it was like drinking Bols!

by Public Masturbator October 22, 2010

Cherry pie to the face

Facial Abortion / Abortion to the face.

Can be also written as:

Cherrypietotheface/ Cherry-pie-to-the-face

Did you hear about Sara? She got cherry pie to the face.

by Public Masturbator October 30, 2010

Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010