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Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.
Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!
by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010
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bus number

The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.
For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.
by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009
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fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011
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Expensimental

Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.
My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014
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Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
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unchange

The paper money you receive when you dump a load of change at the hotel desk or currency exchange.
"I just got a twenty-pound note in unchange for all my coins."
by PsychoPuppyDad April 23, 2009
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Moved to the Hudson

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.
I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.
by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009
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