PsychoPuppyDad's definitions

two minutes

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.

He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"

She: "Two minutes!"

<ten minutes of makeup application later>

He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"

by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010

unchange

The paper money you receive when you dump a load of change at the hotel desk or currency exchange.

"I just got a twenty-pound note in unchange for all my coins."

by PsychoPuppyDad April 23, 2009

spousal unit

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009

Eskimo Hickey

A pimple on the end of your nose.

Hey, nice Eskimo hickey!

by PsychoPuppyDad June 12, 2008

bus number

The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.

For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.

by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009

Expensimental

Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.

My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014

Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.

"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."

by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014