Definitions by PsychoPuppyDad
copious spare time
Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.
copious spare time by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011
Total Delegation Meltdown
A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Total Delegation Meltdown by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
bossywork
Bossywork is busywork specifically designed to make your boss look less ignorant about his job. It consists of producing pages of documentation to explain the obvious or prove negatives (the product didn't change, so we don't need new education.) Much of bossywork consists of building slide decks from portions of other slide decks, since no manager can be expected to read more than one deck per day.
I have to get this bossywork done before the design committee meets since my boss is the committee chair. Hopefully, after that, I can get some real work done.
bossywork by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011
Frankenstein Deck
A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.
Frankenstein Deck by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011
fartriloquist
Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011
Catholic Poop
A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.
Catholic Poop by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010
freezer diving
Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
freezer diving by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010