Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.
My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 23, 2014