Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around
My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with
by Psreid May 28, 2017
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Elastic snatch

After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size
My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch
by Psreid May 28, 2017
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