Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 12, 2020

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Nitwit

A fucktard villager in minecraft that can never get a job and cant breed

Barce4Life88:Hey i see a green villager im gonna trade with it
Whackingdom:That's a nitwit kill that piece of shit!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 18, 2019

Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Mesa

A.K.A. Badlands,It's this mesa-like biome with red sand everywhere and gold is found at higher elevations

Whackingdom:Dude,I found A mesa.It looks big
Barce4Life88:Hokay
Whackingdom:Dude you even know what a mesa is?
Barce4Life88:Nope
Whackingdom:A MeSa Is A FrIcKiN DeSeRt YoU FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

IP Ban

When you act like a real fuktard and then the host bans you with your IP Address.

Me: STOP FUCKING CAMPING OR GET BANNED.
f-tard: WhAt YoU GoNnA Do AbOuT It?
Killfeed:"qwerty55 has been IP Banned
f:tard:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
f-tard:UNBAN ME RIGHT NOWWW!!!*sob*

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019