Definitions by Proud Conservative

socialism 

"During the cold war there was a massive amount of propoganda against socialism spread by conservatives who didn't want to lose their control over business and government."
Nope.
During the cold war there was a massive amount of propoganda against socialism spread by conservatives who didn't want to see their country turned into a home for gulags and starvation caused by inefficient government.

The definition was correct, but the example was not.

socialism by Proud Conservative August 1, 2003

watermelon 

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

watermelon by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003

sandalista 

1. A long-haired, dope-smoking, wire-rimmed, Birkenstock-clad, maggot-infested, unwashed KKKlinton supporter.
2. The reason insecticide and deodorant were invented.
3. Someone so high on Thai stick that they actually believe that Democrats make sense.
4. A subset of Liberal assclowns. In this case, a bad mixture of illegal psychadelic drugs and Karl Marx. In other words, unrepentant hippies.

I wish that friggin' sandalista would discover the benefits of soap and water. Patchouli can't cover the reek of marijuana and body odor.

sandalista by Proud Conservative July 9, 2003

cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'

cum by Proud Conservative July 8, 2003

spoda 

A wanna-be. Easily spotted by the fact that they dress like rappers and black movie roles, and talk ghetto while they live suburban.

I was spoda be born black, but I was born white instead, homey. Damn mom and dad. I'll have to bust a cap in their asses if they don't have my allowance ready, yo.

spoda by Proud Conservative June 1, 2003