Proud Conservative's definitions

watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003

bagless can fucking

Anal sex sans condom.

I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.

by Proud Conservative April 17, 2006

spoda

A wanna-be. Easily spotted by the fact that they dress like rappers and black movie roles, and talk ghetto while they live suburban.

I was spoda be born black, but I was born white instead, homey. Damn mom and dad. I'll have to bust a cap in their asses if they don't have my allowance ready, yo.

by Proud Conservative June 1, 2003

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003

protest warrior

One of a group of right-thinking individuals, known collectively as Protest Warriors. These people have gotten tired of the automatic assumption by leftist reporters and anchors that 'anti-war' means 'peaceful' and is the intelligent A.N.S.W.E.R. to anything.
They show that 'pro-peace' protesters are as vicious as, and often more vicious than, those that they are protesting. As well as observably less intelligent.

That protest warrior just showed the entire world that socialism is primarily for the inherently stupid and selfish. and, he used the socialist's own words. He didn't even need to misquote Comrade's statement.

by Proud Conservative December 20, 2003