Definitions by Professor of carnal knowledge

Photo Fapstar 

The art of carefully laying out pictures, perhaps of your best friends sister, and having a complete strokefest of Fapstar status that culminates in you laying down a big roper across her pictures.

The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.

Hey Neal, have you ever jacked off to a chic's picture? Nah, but go ask Nick, I heard that nasty mother fucker is a Photo Fapstar!

Photo Fapstar by Professor of Carnal Knowledge October 4, 2020

Turbo load 

During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.

Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........

Turbo load by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

puddle tramp 

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

puddle tramp by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

Spew Manchu 

After you blow your load in the bitches mouth, hold it shut and punch her in the gut. The jizz will come out her nose and dribble down both sides of her mouth like a Fu Manchu mustache.

She might not know it yet, but that chic is getting a Spew Manchu tonight.

Spew Manchu by Professor of carnal knowledge December 29, 2010