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Definitions by Professor Sauce

Scary Hours 

The time in the night (usually 2:00 - 4:00) where you're up way too late and start thinking of all of the possible scary shit that can happen to you.
Bro, I was up during the Scary Hours last night, I thought there was a demon chasing me back to my room after getting a cheese-stick from the fridge.
Scary Hours by Professor Sauce April 29, 2020

Pubalicious Gujalicious

The formal name for the battle royale game PUBG (Player Unknown's Battlegrounds)
Wanna play some Pubalicious Gujalicious?

Jesus H. W. Christ Sr. 

I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka 

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.

Give Me Some Sugar 

1. What you say to a friend before/during you give them a fist bump. (Note: The word "Sugar" in this phrase can be replaced with any noun, however, some of the most common, and best substitutions include "Give me some epidermis", "Give me some monosaccharides/dissaccharides/polysaccharides.", "Give me some meat.", "Give me some juice (very uncommon)", "Give me some skin.", and "Give me some sauce."

Tarding Out 

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard
Look at this guy over here, hes tarding out.
Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018

Chrome-John

Damn, I forgot to charge my Chrome-John.
Chrome-John by Professor Sauce October 29, 2018