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Definitions by Professor Sauce

Scary Hours 

The time in the night (usually 2:00 - 4:00) where you're up way too late and start thinking of all of the possible scary shit that can happen to you.
Bro, I was up during the Scary Hours last night, I thought there was a demon chasing me back to my room after getting a cheese-stick from the fridge.
Scary Hours by Professor Sauce April 29, 2020

Pubalicious Gujalicious

Wanna play some Pubalicious Gujalicious?

Jesus H. W. Christ Sr. 

1. Jesus Christ's full name.
I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka 

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.

Give Me Some Sugar 

1. What you say to a friend before/during you give them a fist bump. (Note: The word "Sugar" in this phrase can be replaced with any noun, however, some of the most common, and best substitutions include "Give me some epidermis", "Give me some monosaccharides/dissaccharides/polysaccharides.", "Give me some meat.", "Give me some juice (very uncommon)", "Give me some skin.", and "Give me some sauce."

Tarding Out 

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard
Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018

Chrome-John

Damn, I forgot to charge my Chrome-John.
Chrome-John by Professor Sauce October 29, 2018