Professor Jonathan's definitions

Eartears

When a woman experiences such intense orgasms that she tears up and they flow into her ears, she produces "ear tears."

I made her cum so hard that she had tears in her ears. Aka EarTears

by Professor Jonathan October 11, 2023

vajamba

1)Euphemism, substitution for the rather clinical word for vagina.
2)Play on the popular health-drink franchise "Jamba Juice".

Oh man, I'd sure love a taste of her vajamba juice!

Did you SEE that girl's skirt? It was so short you could almost see her vajamba!

by Professor Jonathan April 20, 2008

Whiteboardian

Whiteboardian is an adjective used to describe something or someone that is remarkable, like a white board.

That sushi was amazing! Remarkable! Whiteboardian!

by Professor Jonathan May 15, 2022