Definitions by Professor Jonathan

Eartears

When a woman experiences such intense orgasms that she tears up and they flow into her ears, she produces "ear tears."

I made her cum so hard that she had tears in her ears. Aka EarTears

Eartears by Professor Jonathan October 11, 2023

Whiteboardian

Whiteboardian is an adjective used to describe something or someone that is remarkable, like a white board.

That sushi was amazing! Remarkable! Whiteboardian!

Whiteboardian by Professor Jonathan May 15, 2022

vajamba 

1)Euphemism, substitution for the rather clinical word for vagina.
2)Play on the popular health-drink franchise "Jamba Juice".

Oh man, I'd sure love a taste of her vajamba juice!

Did you SEE that girl's skirt? It was so short you could almost see her vajamba!

vajamba by Professor Jonathan April 20, 2008