Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Professor Jonathan

Eartears

When a woman experiences such intense orgasms that she tears up and they flow into her ears, she produces "ear tears."

I made her cum so hard that she had tears in her ears. Aka EarTears

Whiteboardian is an adjective used to describe something or someone that is remarkable, like a white board.

That sushi was amazing! Remarkable! Whiteboardian!

1)Euphemism, substitution for the rather clinical word for vagina.
2)Play on the popular health-drink franchise "Jamba Juice".

Oh man, I'd sure love a taste of her vajamba juice!

Did you SEE that girl's skirt? It was so short you could almost see her vajamba!