2 definitions by Professor ALilBo
A scandalous incident involving Apple’s 2018 iPhones, where the front facing cameras smoothed out facial skin in photos taken, without any information from Apple, being an unremovable feature of the cameras.
Ellie: Hey do you know about how my new iPhone’s camera makes my instagram photos cuter? I love my iPhone!
Derek: Can you remove the filter?
Ellie: I don’t think so. It does it by default.
Derek: Apple didn’t say anything about that. This must be beautygate.
Derek: Can you remove the filter?
Ellie: I don’t think so. It does it by default.
Derek: Apple didn’t say anything about that. This must be beautygate.
by Professor ALilBo September 28, 2018
The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.
Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence
by Professor ALilBo March 21, 2018