Windsock

Usually the colon

Wow after the enema my windsock is restored to its supple state

by Pro skills March 01, 2021

Veal

Hot, young ( mostly underage ) piece of ass.

I know it’s inappropriate but when I drive by the high school I cannot help noticing the tender veal.

My daughters new boyfriend -did you see that shit?! That is a piece of veal wouldn’t mind sinking my mouth into

by Pro skills May 24, 2020

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 07, 2020

Drop my friends at the pool

Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”

Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”

I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”

by Pro skills December 15, 2018

Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .

I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats

by Pro skills February 07, 2020