coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
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Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.
My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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Kevinazi

The male analog of Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Kevin and nazi. Replace all instances of "Karen" with "Kevin" (and alter gender-specific pronouns as needed) below to respect male gender identity of someone exhibiting the described behavior.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
Kevinazi is going to call the coronacops on us if we don't stand more than six feet apart.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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hypocritorade

The preferred drink of hypocrites
Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.
by Princess MoMo June 06, 2020
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quarantopia

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.
The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
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