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(ADJ.) Used to describe a questionable/uneasy vibe given off by a person, place, or thing.

Often used to describe something not seeming to fall quite into place, often causing discomfort and/or confusion.
1) "Did you see that guy had a pistol in his back pocket? It was kind of sketchy."

2) The area with a dead bodies on the ground would most likely be considered sketchy

3) "Did You See That Woman Walking Into The Bed Bath & Beyond With A Ski Mask On & Rope?"
"Yeah, It Was Pretty Sketchy."
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club December 1, 2013
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Almost like an STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease), but instead an awful mental illness causing the recipient to constantly act annoying, stupid, and often to be shunned by others socially.

Annoyneria affects many teens today and there is no cure, besides imidiate extermination of the culpurates.
1) The Actor who played Juror 8 In "12 Angry Jurors" at SHS has a serious case of Annoyneria

2) Any Annoying Teen Or Adult most likely is infected with Annoyneria

3) Miley Cyrus
4) "Royals" by Lorde causes annoyneria and/or bleeding of the earlobes if too much exposure

5) Any song by Justin Bieber or Robin Thicke can be lethal and/or give one Annoyneria
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 25, 2013
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(noun) One who is lacking in mental capability to understand life's simplest things, such as completing a simple task given or simply opening a jar of mayonnaise without assistance.
1) "Wow, you drank that entire gallon of lethal fluids? You're such a dipshit!"

2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.

3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.

4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club December 1, 2013
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One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014
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One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014
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