Definitions by President David "Stern" Palmer

Grizzly Bauer 

Jack Bauer at the beginning of Season 2. Equipped with Grizzly Beard and Flannel Shirt.

Grizzly Bauer is God.

Grizzly Bauer by President David "Stern" Palmer May 13, 2005

President David "Stern" Palmer 

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

President David "Stern" Palmer by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005